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Sex & Calories - Velvet - 03-04-2004
Sex Calories
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the carbohydric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent: 12 Carbs
Without her consent: 2187 Carbs, and a trip to the hospital.
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands: 8 Carbs
With one hand: 12 Carbs
With your teeth: 485 Carbs
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection: 6 Carbs
Without an erection: 4315 Carbs
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris: 8 Carbs
Trying to find the G-Spot: 4092 Carbs
POSITIONS:
Missionary: 12 Carbs
69 lying down: 78 Carbs
69 standing up: 812 Carbs
Wheelbarrow: 216 Carbs
Doggy Style: 326 Carbs
Italian Chandelier: 2912 Carbs
ORGASMS:
Real: 112 Carbs
Fake: 1315 Carbs
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging: 18 Carbs
Getting up immediately: 36 Carbs
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Carbs
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years: 36 Carbs
30-39 years: 80 Carbs
40-49 years: 124 Carbs
50-59 years: 1972 Carbs
60-69 years: 7916 Carbs
70 and over: Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly: 32 Carbs
In a hurry: 98 Carbs
With her father knocking at the door: 5218 Carbs
With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Carbs
PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary
Sex & Calories - Firemanz84 - 03-04-2004
According to this...You should be just about 46 1/2 pounds then Velvet :o
Sex & Calories - Beaucephus - 03-04-2004
Man no wonder I am getting fat. I have been single too damn long. <_<
Sex & Calories - Undeadcannibal - 12-28-2004
bump
Sex & Calories - AdotOdot4 - 02-13-2007
nice
Sex & Calories - Sassy - 02-13-2007
AdotOdot4 Wrote:niceThank you for that remark.