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Cucumber is clearly jealous of the friend with the new fake boobs and all the attention she will be getting. That is obvious.
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I know. Who's going to look at ME when she has those things dangling all over the place when we are together7 years from now? I'll be a fatty with saggy breasts and two kids and she'll be a fatty with LARGE fake BREASTS and 2 kids.
I can't compete with that

Jimmy, you might as well run off with her husband.
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HA!
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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Jim, a little help please.
Am I bitter, or jealous, or just a bitch? All three? Clearly, I have a poor grasp on how I am feeling. Who can I blame?
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youse guys are rilllly funny
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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after the wifer gets tubal, i'll get her a chest