[Banana]

Telemarketer: We are campaigning for lunch money for children in poverty. One dollar a day feeds them. Can I count on your support for a year?
Banana: what are they eating for a dollar a day?
T: (pause) Well, it feeds them through a lunch program.
B: Feeds them what? Mac and cheese?
T: I actually don't know.
B: Then no. I'm not buying them mac and cheese.
T: Ma'am, it's not like that. We channel the money to the lunch programs. They provide nutritious meals.
B: Like what?
T: (pause) I could find out.
B: Please do
T: *sigh* have a nice day ma'am

[HMMMMMM]

Not rude.

Funny.

[Blondie]

Nice work.

She gave up easy.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

The other day my daughter brought me the phone out in the garage.

Flumpers Daughter: "Dad, phone for you"

Flumper: "Who is it"

Flumpers Daughter: "Sales Fuck"

Flumper: "What?"

Flumpers Daughter: (big smile) "Sales fuck".

Flumper: (hangs up phone) "What did you say?"

Flumpers Daughter: "Well, that's what you call them"

Flumper: "Well, you misunderstood".

[Banana]

:loool:

[CT280]

flumps daughter should have entered the smackoff.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

flumps daughter should have entered the smackoff.

She'd have run you like Marion Jones on steroids.

[CT280]

She'd have run you like Marion Jones on steroids.

id have taken it like a man to lose against that talent.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

id have taken it like a man to lose against that talent.

So, wait. Are you thinking she ran me with the "sales fuck" line?

[CT280]

So, wait. Are you thinking she ran me with the "sales fuck" line?

im just sayin she has what it would have taken to advance deep. props to you for getting the translation right.

[Jimmy]

im just sayin she has what it would have taken to advance deep. props to you for getting the translation right.

Bill's got him on the defensive. :lol2:

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Bill's got him on the defensive. :lol2:

My daughter's got the advantage on Bill. She's twelve.

[Jimmy]

My daughter's got the advantage on Bill. She's twelve.

Agreed.

[Vitamin E]

My daughter's got the advantage on Bill. She's twelve.

Nice! Sometimes just the comparison is insulting. It sucks when someone says you're way above the bar, when the bar is low enought for Mini-Me to step over.

[Jimmy]

Nice! Sometimes just the comparison is insulting. It sucks when someone says you're way above the bar, when the bar is low enought for Mini-Me to step over.

Um, If you're saying Bill sucks than you're right.:confused:

:lol2:

[Fatfuckfrank]

I agree