10-07-2006, 12:39 PM
Better question: Can women be any more retarded?
Random dude: "Yoooooo brooooooo suppppp"
Spork: "Yo."
Random Dude: "Meet my sister"
Ding.
Sister: "Hi"
Spork: "You like bathrooms?"
Sister: "What?"
Spork: "Bathrooms - do you like them?"
Sister: "No?"
Spork: "Well can you come in with me?"
Sister: "Why?"
Spork: "My hands are dirty and I need someone to hold my dick while I pee."
Surprisingly blowjob followed. I love out of state women.
Spork to waitress: "You ever get off work or are you a slave here?"
Giggling retard: "Sundays and Mondays."
Spork: "Who fucks you Sunday Night?"
Dumb blonde: "My husband."
Spork: "Green cards hard to come by?"
Dumb blonde: "huh?"
Spork: "How about instead of fucking your husband sunday, you fuck me instead?"
Blonde: "I don't know.."
Spork: "You got 30 seconds to decide before I leave."
Blonde: "Give me your number."
Can it get any motherfuckin easier? Seriously. This is exactly why I refuse to fuck bitches if we're not having a 3some with their hot friend.
Also I am annoyed she didn't fuck on the spot...what's with the whole give me your number, take me out, then we can fuck deal? Skip the bullshit and get to the fucking...you're fucking married a dude for a greencard, you slut. What's the point of trying to gold dig on me? I'm not gonna marry your ass or even call you a 2nd time.
Women are idiots.
-SporK
Random dude: "Yoooooo brooooooo suppppp"
Spork: "Yo."
Random Dude: "Meet my sister"
Ding.
Sister: "Hi"
Spork: "You like bathrooms?"
Sister: "What?"
Spork: "Bathrooms - do you like them?"
Sister: "No?"
Spork: "Well can you come in with me?"
Sister: "Why?"
Spork: "My hands are dirty and I need someone to hold my dick while I pee."
Surprisingly blowjob followed. I love out of state women.
Spork to waitress: "You ever get off work or are you a slave here?"
Giggling retard: "Sundays and Mondays."
Spork: "Who fucks you Sunday Night?"
Dumb blonde: "My husband."
Spork: "Green cards hard to come by?"
Dumb blonde: "huh?"
Spork: "How about instead of fucking your husband sunday, you fuck me instead?"
Blonde: "I don't know.."
Spork: "You got 30 seconds to decide before I leave."
Blonde: "Give me your number."
Can it get any motherfuckin easier? Seriously. This is exactly why I refuse to fuck bitches if we're not having a 3some with their hot friend.
Also I am annoyed she didn't fuck on the spot...what's with the whole give me your number, take me out, then we can fuck deal? Skip the bullshit and get to the fucking...you're fucking married a dude for a greencard, you slut. What's the point of trying to gold dig on me? I'm not gonna marry your ass or even call you a 2nd time.
Women are idiots.
-SporK
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-SPorK
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