Can it be any easier to pick up women? - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: Can it be any easier to pick up women? (/showthread.php?tid=38540)

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - SporK - 10-07-2006

Better question: Can women be any more retarded?

Random dude: "Yoooooo brooooooo suppppp"
Spork: "Yo."
Random Dude: "Meet my sister"

Ding.

Sister: "Hi"
Spork: "You like bathrooms?"
Sister: "What?"
Spork: "Bathrooms - do you like them?"
Sister: "No?"
Spork: "Well can you come in with me?"
Sister: "Why?"
Spork: "My hands are dirty and I need someone to hold my dick while I pee."

Surprisingly blowjob followed. I love out of state women.

Spork to waitress: "You ever get off work or are you a slave here?"
Giggling retard: "Sundays and Mondays."
Spork: "Who fucks you Sunday Night?"
Dumb blonde: "My husband."
Spork: "Green cards hard to come by?"
Dumb blonde: "huh?"
Spork: "How about instead of fucking your husband sunday, you fuck me instead?"
Blonde: "I don't know.."
Spork: "You got 30 seconds to decide before I leave."
Blonde: "Give me your number."

Can it get any motherfuckin easier? Seriously. This is exactly why I refuse to fuck bitches if we're not having a 3some with their hot friend.

Also I am annoyed she didn't fuck on the spot...what's with the whole give me your number, take me out, then we can fuck deal? Skip the bullshit and get to the fucking...you're fucking married a dude for a greencard, you slut. What's the point of trying to gold dig on me? I'm not gonna marry your ass or even call you a 2nd time.

Women are idiots.


-SporK

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - Oli-dogg - 10-08-2006

SporK Wrote:Women are idiots.

They're not all women, you gay bar loiterer. So many stories and still yet to discover the truth with a reach around makes SporK the idiot.

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - Sassy - 10-08-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:

SporK Wrote:Women are idiots.

They're not all women, you gay bar loiterer. So many stories and still yet to discover the truth with a reach around makes SporK the idiot.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
I understand. Which ones?

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - Oli-dogg - 10-08-2006

I'd say 99% of the 'women' in SporK's stories were born with testicles. The other 1% are ugly or desperate.

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - SmashITup - 02-14-2007

---

Can it be any easier to pick up women? - SmashITup - 02-14-2007

wre jow3uroin irhnriy3iurheakrfhzkluhadsjajasdgvjkadjnknasdgvjasdgnjknasdgvnbjvnjkbsdafnkbdasfasdfjknbasdfjknbasdfnbjasdfbnjasdfkbnjfbkngvbknvsdbkjnsdbnjkgvsdbngv jbnkv bjknvsnkjbvs njkbvasbjknvsagknjsgvaknjb gvaskbnj sdgvkbnj sgvnjksgvdnkjb sgvadjkb nanjkajknb asvgkbnj vakbj nkj bzvbjk nvzxkb jnzvkmzbn mzn bmZX bmn BNMzxv

---