[SporK]

Spork/Whore/Bartender

Spork walks up to bar. Sits down next to decent looking skank talking to bartender.

Spork to Bartender standing right in front: "Goose and a Corona. On her [right head motion]"
Bartender clueless look on face.
Whore: "Excuse, me?"
Spork to Bartender: "Get the drinks, chief. Don't worry, we went to Junior High together.
Spork to Whore: "Don't you remember? I let you sit at the cool kids table once in exchange for you buying me this Beer and Vodka now."
Whore: "I think you have me confused with someone else."
Spork: "Were you a slut in Junior High?"
Whore: "No..."
Spork: "Want to make up for a wasted youth?"

Then her Husband came.

-SporK

[Dr. Lecter]

Spork/Whore/Bartender

Spork walks up to bar. Sits down next to decent looking skank talking to bartender.

Spork to Bartender standing right in front: "Goose and a Corona. On her [right head motion]"
Bartender clueless look on face.
Whore: "Excuse, me?"
Spork to Bartender: "Get the drinks, chief. Don't worry, we went to Junior High together.
Spork to Whore: "Don't you remember? I let you sit at the cool kids table once in exchange for you buying me this Beer and Vodka now."
Whore: "I think you have me confused with someone else."
Spork: "Were you a slut in Junior High?"
Whore: "No..."
Spork: "Want to make up for a wasted youth?"

Then her Husband came.

-SporK

This is where the story would get good- Threesome?

[SporK]

This is where the story would get good- Threesome?

It didn't end well. The bartender was a friend of theirs and the bouncers made me leave them alone.

-SporK

[Blueeyedwoman]

This is why you remain among the vast legion of unpublished losers.