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So I Gave Bugger A Lesson Yesterday
#1

He came bouncing onto my court and I said, "Hi, there. Lemme tell you a quick funny story about what just happened in my last lesson. See, there was this kid--"

Bugger said, "Could you stop the story?"

I said, "Huh? Why?"

"Cause this is MY lesson and you're wasting the time."

Nine year old fucker. He's definitely in my dome.
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#2

HA! That kinda line deserves a tit shot. Did you hook him up?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

SanDog Wrote:HA! That kinda line deserves a tit shot. Did you hook him up?


Oddly enough that was not my reaction. Instead, I had a strong urge to wrap my racquet around his scrawny neck. Fucker.
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#4

The way that kid controls the situation, it won't be too long before he's in your pants.



You should have ran his ass off in the lesson.
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lookout below Wrote:The way that kid controls the situation, it won't be too long before he's in your pants.



You should have ran his ass off in the lesson.


Some kids like to run. He's kind of hyper so this isn't that much of a punishment. What I should have done was tell him story after story for like twenty minutes. It seems to put all of you to sleep here anyway. Fuckers.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Some kids like to run. He's kind of hyper so this isn't that much of a punishment. What I should have done was tell him story after story for like twenty minutes. It seems to put all of you to sleep here anyway. Fuckers.


Do go on, please. I've been battling some insomnia lately.
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#7

Cue the Bugger troll!
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#8

Vitamin E Wrote:Cue the Bugger troll!


I think I got trolled quite enough today, thank you.
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#9

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I think I got trolled quite enough today, thank you.

You too?
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#10

PurpleHaze Wrote:You too?


Yeah, fuck me I really hate--wait--were you trolled, PH?
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#11

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Yeah, fuck me I really hate--wait--were you trolled, PH?

I think someone was fucking with me today. >_>


Or maybe I was fucking with him.

It's so confusing!
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#12

PurpleHaze Wrote:I think someone was fucking with me today. >_>


Or maybe I was fucking with him.

It's so confusing!


See this is the problem with trolling. You think you're fucking with somebody and it turns out somebody ELSE is fucking with YOU. Things were more understandable when I was just my own little self.



(but they weren't as fun)
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