[Blueeyedwoman]

Stop Smacking My Mom Or I'm Going To Melt Like You've Never Seen.

[Duckbutter]

I think you ought to go knock the bottom out of mom, then make BEW dialate!
:lol::lol:

So Mom's hit on a few of your boyfriends?:eek:

[Blueeyedwoman]

My mom is going home tomorrow. Is it wrong I'm a little relieved? I mean, she's great but I'm tired. She used up all my cell phone minutes for the month. She wants me to go on every errand with her. She won't get drunk.

I have no idea what to do with her any more.

[suzy]

ahh family, gotta love it.

[Blueeyedwoman]

She left this morning. But she's going to come back in two weeks. I thought about putting my mic headset on her and having her chat up a storm in the CF ventrillo but it'd prolly freak her out if she knew I was talking to random turkeys on the internet.

Next time I'm definitely getting her drunk.

[ntype]

did she made your laundry and other nasty comments on your life habits.

moreover did she found out the torture chamber ?