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My Mom Is Visiting From Out Of Town
Blueeyedwoman
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01-12-2006, 06:52 AM
She's taking up all of my time. She'll be here until at least Friday. I love her to bits and no complaints but ... you know.
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01-12-2006, 07:41 AM
Tell her we all say hi!
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01-12-2006, 09:04 AM
Is she hot?
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01-12-2006, 05:10 PM
Run to the liquor store and get yourself a fifth of family tolerance.
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01-12-2006, 06:00 PM
Is she hot?


2nd

Does she have blue eyes as well?
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01-12-2006, 06:15 PM
quint Wrote:Is she hot?


2nd

Does she have blue eyes as well?
...and a tennis body?
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01-12-2006, 06:27 PM
My mom gave me her body and her blue eyes but not her kind nature.

I'm going to get her posting here. Look for her. She'll be BEW's Mom.
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01-12-2006, 06:28 PM
will she post pics?
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01-12-2006, 06:30 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:will she post pics?

Probly not.

The whole daughter like mother thing I think applies.
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Blueeyedwoman
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01-12-2006, 06:33 PM
Dang it. She's calling for me to come downstairs. I feel like I'm 12 again.
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01-12-2006, 06:39 PM
rack, think about hiding your vibrators and "pleasure cage" under a sheet, or just say that "the castle of dominions" is just an expression to say that your basement needs some work and the yells that she hear during the night are big rats.
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01-12-2006, 10:35 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Dang it. She's calling for me to come downstairs. I feel like I'm 12 again.

shave tha puss. you'll look like it too!
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01-13-2006, 12:15 AM
I am aroused by this news.
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Blueeyedwoman
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01-13-2006, 12:57 AM
My mom has decided to stay an extra day, and she's going to be coming back in a week or so. Her company is welcomed, but it's time consuming.

At least she goes to bed really early so I can read up on the boreds at night.
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01-13-2006, 01:16 AM
Invite snarg over, that'll keep her busy!
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01-13-2006, 01:20 AM
Tonight I'm going to try and get her drunk.
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01-13-2006, 01:23 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Tonight I'm going to try and get her drunk.
Is snarg really "that" bad?
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01-13-2006, 01:30 AM
Jdub Wrote:Is snarg really "that" bad?

Naw but I've picked out Michman for her. She'll appreciate his metrosexual qualities.
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01-13-2006, 01:30 AM
Jdub Wrote:Is snarg really "that" bad?

snarg could wear out mom and then take care of BEW :rant:
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01-13-2006, 01:32 AM
snarg Wrote:snarg could wear out mom and then take care of BEW :rant:
I think you ought to go knock the bottom out of mom, then make BEW dialate!
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