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My Secret Santa Gift Arrived
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Its a box crammed full of jack shit.
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#2

It's only December 6th.
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#3

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's only December 6th.
The enthusiasm that my Secret Santa is showing reminds me of when we had to decide whether to take my grandmother off the ventilator.
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#4

It's not easy finding things to fit a Big and Tall gentleman such as yourself.
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#5

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's not easy finding things to fit a Big and Tall gentleman such as yourself.
If you were my Santa, I would use my shoe mirrors to look up the chimney and see your panties.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If you were my Santa, I would use my shoe mirrors to look up the chimney and see your panties.


Then you'll get nothing and like it! :ct:
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#7

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Then you'll get nothing and like it! :ct:
Choke on a reindeer penis.
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#8

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Choke on a reindeer penis.

Enjoy your box of zip!
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#9

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Enjoy your box of zip!
I hate you.
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