[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Good afternoon,

Your a estimable buyer and we afford you some data and updates to see.

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[Anhil8tor]

I got this one last week..


Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

[ntype]

I got this one last week..


Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

:loool:

[Bill]

I got this one last week..


Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

it's not as much fun without posting the questions.

[Anhil8tor]

I also got these...

Dear Eatel Member,

We have temporarily suspended your email account xxxxxxxxxxxx.

This might be due to either of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address).
2. Submiting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
3. An innability to accurately verify your selected option of subscription due to an internal error within our processors.
See the details to reactivate your Eatel account.

Sincerely,The Eatel Support Team






+++ Attachment: No Virus (Clean)
+++ Eatel Antivirus - http://www.eatel.net

Dear Eatel Member,

Your e-mail account was used to send a huge amount of unsolicited spam messages during the recent week. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and confirm the attached document so you will not run into any future problems with the online service.

If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to cancel your membership.

Virtually yours,
The Eatel Support Team






+++ Attachment: No Virus found
+++ Eatel Antivirus - http://www.eatel.net

Dear user xxxxxx,

You have successfully updated the password of your Eatel account.

If you did not authorize this change or if you need assistance with your account, please contact Eatel customer service at: support@eatel.net

Thank you for using Eatel!
The Eatel Support Team






+++ Attachment: No Virus (Clean)
+++ Eatel Antivirus - http://www.eatel.net

[Bill]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fbi_virus.htm

[Blueeyedwoman]

My mom floods my inbox every day with about fourteen 'joke' emails, none of which are funny. I stopped looking at most of them about two years ago, but then I feel guilty--I mean it's my MOM--so I start opening them again. The vicious cycle sucks.

[snarg]

what is an "illegal website"
TIA

[Shadrach]

I got this gem today...I'm wonderin if it's from Ntype?

audubon on can see quilt may oblige it armillaria a homomorphic may risen some cetera the arrhenius it cop may decipher see musician not while it's loyal see operate some abstruse but lily , remedy it's summit be corkscrew some earring ! picayune the seneca the exceed ! Raw mov e it ! atlantes a jolly it
but hypocrisy may anisotropy or

[Odysseus]

since when do emails put out?

[ntype]

I got this gem today...I'm wonderin if it's from Ntype?

Sandwiche over a laptop war kitty having car trouble needs a to repaint her mortgaged house !

[Shadrach]

Sandwiche over a laptop war kitty having car trouble needs a to repaint her mortgaged house !

I see my suspicions were correct.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Flumps, get any fun emails today?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Flumps, get any fun emails today?

Just checked. I had some earlier, here is a new one:

------------------------

Gustin

I much truly appreciated your ad-email. Much thanks for get one to me.

Margarite

-------Original Message-------

From: Carmen [mailto:kbwbuh@rvy.com]
Sent: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:09:25 +0000
To: Jed
Subject: Kirby love is expressed with a lovely special timepeice - that you can
afford


Dearest Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, Gustin

I want them to order from this e-dealer page to. It is really the best
that I've found. a hundredth of the prioe of the real thing. And complete
shipping and the tracking. I understand that it can be hard to get a gift for
someone you might now love, but surely they can do better than a ream of paper for the printer today. I am ready for my relatives to give me a wonderful surprise this season.

http ://de.geocities.com/denver_morel/

Please ensure they get the box for it too. And remind them that these are
not yet the genuine item, but they are at least of highest quality and are swiss in design.

I wonder if I should tack this letter to everyone's pillows?


Thank you,

Paige

[Blueeyedwoman]

Holy hell did you make that up?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Holy hell did you make that up?

No. I get 10 of these fucking things every day.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Do you think that Bird has noticed that ever since he was mean to me his thread died? He's prolly crying.

[Shadrach]

Do you think that Bird has noticed that ever since he was mean to me his thread died? He's prolly crying.

Why won't he answer my questions? Is he really that much of a pussy?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Affirmative.

[Major Private]

I did not know you could "fuck" e-mails.