[VitaminE]

I haven't. Not that I'm opposed to it, just never had a real chance. I imagine their hands are pretty callused. The Hook might think it's a dude's hand, I hope that wouldn't affect my performance. I've got a rep to uphold.

[VitaminE]

Tommy, this wasn't meant to hurt your feelings. We know you're enduring a seemingly endless dry spell.

[Bill]

I'll hit my Bro-in-law up with this question...his old lady is wheel chair bound and preggo, so I know he tagged it....I'll give a full report tomarrow.

[WoolyGoat]

Hook + spokes = fun for all.

[TomFoolery]

Tommy, this wasn't meant to hurt your feelings. We know you're enduring a seemingly endless dry spell.

I'm pretty sure my sis has banged a dude in a wheelchair. Close enough?



P.S. If can say with 99% confidence that if I ever got a handjob from a wheelchair chick and she said she was "getting tired", I would kick her ass out of the seat, grease up her hands, and then drop her off in the middle of a frozen lake.

[Bill]

I'm pretty sure my sis has banged a dude in a wheelchair. Close enough?



P.S. If can say with 99% confidence that if I ever got a handjob from a wheelchair chick and she said she was "getting tired", I would kick her ass out of the seat, grease up her hands, and then drop her off in the middle of a frozen lake.

:loool:

[cLaY]

Hook + spokes = fun for all.

RACK this

[VitaminE]

I'm pretty sure my sis has banged a dude in a wheelchair. Close enough?



P.S. If can say with 99% confidence that if I ever got a handjob from a wheelchair chick and she said she was "getting tired", I would kick her ass out of the seat, grease up her hands, and then drop her off in the middle of a frozen lake.

If I can make a request...Trout Lake in Itasca County Minnesota.

[SanDog]

Bill, update on your brothers experience please.

[Bill]

Bill, update on your brothers experience please.

dood says after you spend all of your energy getting her outta the chair and nekkid, you just wanna get your nut and go to sleep....he also says that the chair puts the mouth at perfect skull fucking height.

[VitaminE]

He sounds like a sick fuck, RACK him!

[Bill]

He sounds like a sick fuck, RACK him!

He said what's the bitch gonna do? run him down?

[VitaminE]

He said what's the bitch gonna do? run him down?

Sweet!

I was looking for the Christopher Reeves dies thread for similar jokes. I didn't find it. So I bumped a bunch of threads with the word die.

[Bill]

Sweet!

I was looking for the Christopher Reeves dies thread for similar jokes. I didn't find it. So I bumped a bunch of threads with the word die.

he actually said that....

side story....

They've been having some problems lately, and they came up to the house so he could help me run some elec wires in the addition...she went to the bathroom, which in my house is not real wheelchair friendly..she ended up "falling" and we couldn't get the door open so he could go in and help her up...her chair was stopping the door from opening....she stands there and says, "you dumb cunt, why the hell did you leave your fucking chair in front of the door?" her,"I don't know, just help me" Him, "fuck that, you either figure out how to get your fat ass back into that god damn chair, or you can fucking lay there on the floor and rot"