08-22-2005, 11:52 PM
...i have never been that stoned before in my entire life. i got home, chilled on the front porch and had a cigarette before i went inside. like some people, when i'm stoned i occasionaly have problems encountering people...and last night was one of those nights. i walked straight to the bathroom, dropped my pants and tried taking a dump but it was no use. then i shaved and took a shower. when i got out the ol' lady asked me why i took a 45 minute shower. you would assume i was standing in there jacking my cock with Jergens Coconut Scented Conditioner. well, i wasn't. for some reason i figured lying down would feel epock with the hot water spraying on my sphincter, taint and scrotum....it did BTW. it felt so good in fact i passed out. thats all there is to this story.
