[ntype]

Does this mean I am gonna die? :eek:

first you have an important task to comply :

pass the flag to your fat coworker. I know this is kinda a hard job, you'll have to stick your lovestick into some living butter but ...

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

[Belle]

Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

that turned me on!

[ntype]

that turned me on!

Looks like tammy's boyfriend gonna be raped when he'll be back home.

[VitaminE]

Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

JO into your free hand and throw it at her!

[Belle]

Looks like tammy's boyfriend gonna be raped when he'll be back home.

:$

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

that turned me on!

Thats why I love you Tammy. :wub:

[G$D's Fat Co-Worker]

Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.

[Odysseus]

I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.

: puke:

[G$D's Structural Engineer]

I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.

I swear that I saw you doing that. You even munched a few CAT-6 Network cables (do they taste good ?).

I was good I said that we had some weasels but next time I'll plug them on the 110v.

be warned.

[Devious]

I have the caloric intake of three people. Explain to me why I cant gain weight. :S

You are only 23 right? I had the same problem when I was that age.. I would eat like fucking crazy. Even started drinking 3 ensure's a day to gain weight. Nothing. Then, I got a few years older and all of a sudden the weight came on with no problem. So what I'm saying is give it time dog. You are gonna wish you could go back to not being able to.

[Fairiedust]

You are only 23 right? I had the same problem when I was that age.. I would eat like fucking crazy. Even started drinking 3 ensure's a day to gain weight. Nothing. Then, I got a few years older and all of a sudden the weight came on with no problem. So what I'm saying is give it time dog. You are gonna wish you could go back to not being able to.

what he said.....your metabolism/body changes aprox. every 7 years.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Yep, you'll be a fat slob with a pathetic comb-over in no time. Your belly will pudge up so that you won't be able to see your feet--you won't be able to see your winkie.



Er ... not that it can really be seen now without the aid of a magnifying glass, binoculars. or a microscope.

[CT280]

you did say "winkie", didnt you?

[Blueeyedwoman]

you did say "winkie", didnt you?

Yes, but only when referring to G$D's parts. No other terminology applys.

[Michman]

Yeah cause puking is fun you fucking retard.

that's what all the ethopian skinny chicks say

[Bill]

that's what all the ethopian skinny chicks say

ethopian skinny chicks with small hands rock!

[Bill]

Acoording to most studies......this thread sux.