01-26-2005, 03:00 PM
So today on the way home from work(about 330 am) I was goin about 50 in a 35 and got pulled over. I was shittin bricks cuz I have no insurance. So the cop comes up to the window and says "where were you goin in such a hurry"
I respond. "Sir I'm not gonna lie to you, I just got off work and am heading home because I got the worst case of food poisoning. Not sure what end its coming up but it is coming up." He then proceeded to look at me I gave him my license and registration and acted like I was scanning through papers for my insurance card. This whole time I'm getting really fidgety crossing my legs pausing for seconds and acting if I was swallowing it back down. The cop then said, "If I let you off are you gonna speed?" I told him no and he let me off with a warning. Thats the highlight of my day.
I respond. "Sir I'm not gonna lie to you, I just got off work and am heading home because I got the worst case of food poisoning. Not sure what end its coming up but it is coming up." He then proceeded to look at me I gave him my license and registration and acted like I was scanning through papers for my insurance card. This whole time I'm getting really fidgety crossing my legs pausing for seconds and acting if I was swallowing it back down. The cop then said, "If I let you off are you gonna speed?" I told him no and he let me off with a warning. Thats the highlight of my day.
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