[cLaY]

http://www.tuckermax.com/thatwasme.html

Definately not his best effort, I'd give it a 2 pecker rating out of a possible 4

[Bill]

1 and a half here
best line in the whole fucking thing:
"I have never hit a woman in my life, mainly because I am afraid I would like it too much and not want to stop"