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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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He got a new Caddilac?
Or is that a Ford?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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If a Cadillac Escalade fucked a Ford Escape, would their kid be an Escapade?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:If a Cadillac Escalade fucked a Ford Escape, would their kid be an Escapade?
I can always count on Tom to put 2 and 2 together for my jokes....
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
I boinked a chick who was an Ice Capade!
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Dude, she was not complete a chick. He had just been on hormone therapy for a week and still had stubble from the last round of hair removal.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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TomFoolery Wrote:If a Cadillac Escalade fucked a Ford Escape, would their kid be an Escapade?
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Escalade makes me want Kool Aid
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
