Horoscope 7/23 - Printable Version

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Horoscope 7/23 - leucetios - 07-23-2004

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today the world will revolve around you. The initial shift in gravitation pulls will cause some minor accidents. Plus your compass will stop working

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Put that down! Put it down!!! You don't know where that's been.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will be of two minds today. They will both want the chocolate ice-cream

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You're internet girlfriend will dump you today when you finally talk her into phone sex and you say "lol" on the phone.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Not a good day. Stay inside.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your plan to open your own bank so you can rob it in a daring inside job and flee to Mexico will run into problems when no one signs up at your bank. Consider a free toaster to each new customer.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will be unable to open a jar of baby food today. People will snicker.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will be unable to find a bathroom today after eating at that "new" mexican restuarant. Take a change of pants with you.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will get your very own stalker. Unfortunately she will be hit by a bus.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Your application to switch Zodiac signs will be denied today. Looks like your stuck.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will lose all credibility when you are caught listening to Bon Jovi. You will try to play it off as a random song on a radio station, but

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today you will try to count the number of times you've said "I told you so". No one really cares.

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Horoscope 7/23 - Banana - 07-23-2004

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Put that down! Put it down!!! You don't know where that's been.


I have to stop accepting candy from VitaminE.

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Horoscope 7/23 - leucetios - 07-23-2004

I've made it a point to never accept anything from him. Contrary to the horoscope I know where he keeps his candy

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Horoscope 7/23 - APB - 07-23-2004

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Not a good day. Stay inside.


Unfortunately I have no choice.

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Horoscope 7/23 - CodeWarrior - 07-23-2004

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will lose all credibility when you are caught listening to Bon Jovi. You will try to play it off as a random song on a radio station, but


That doesn't seem finished. Just sayin.

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