It's that time again. Spork story. - Printable Version
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It's that time again. Spork story. - SporK - 05-07-2010
Quote:A few months ago, I met some skank who works for an MRI office. So one day I stopped by so we could have lunch. She was visibly annoyed when I insisted she pay because I only had hundreds on me, but blew me in the car after lunch anyway...much to the delight/disgust of the passing traffic. Anyway, so I come to find out she has a boyfriend...who...works with her. In the same fucking office.
A few weeks ago, I found out they are engaged.
-SporK
So the above was a preface I posted over at Bew's toilet a while ago. Fast forward, I am now banging one of her co-workers. You'd be surprised how many retarded but attractive skanks get these MRI office gigs.
So anyway, she drives over like 10minutes to my house on her lunch breaks for sex and to bring me food. The other day she comes over and I'm on the phone with a friend of mine. I open the door, she comes in puts my breakfast on the table, and is buzzing around me. I'm still on the phone, paying absolutely no attention to her,. This goes on for a while and then she begins getting annoyed and blurts out the following:
Skank: "If you're going to talk on the phone all day, I'm leaving." and stars walking towards the door.
So I tell my friend I'll call him back, push her against the wall in my hall, pull down her pants and fuck her. After a minute of saying no I don't want to, trying to pretend she's all upset, she's now fully into it bent over asking me to pull her hair. Anyway, so I nut in her mouth and whipe off on her face, put my cock back in pants, grab my phone and call up my friend to continue our conversation.
So now she's standing there with her dumb scrubs around her ankles with a fucking clueless look on her face that's half shock and disblief and half steam coming out of her ears. And she's still fucking standing there.
Spork: "Weren't you fucking leaving?"
And she storms out of my house like I'm the asshole. What the fuck is wrong with these cunts today? They have absolutely no respect for anything or anyone.
Now I guess I'm done with this one. There's one more hot one that works there so once I fuck her I can move on to another MRI office I've been scouting.
-SporK
It's that time again. Spork story. - WoolyGoat - 05-07-2010
Did that story not make the cut for your book?
Why are you at home in the middle of the work day?
It's that time again. Spork story. - WoolyGoat - 05-07-2010
Did that story not make the cut for your book?
Why are you at home in the middle of the work day?
It's that time again. Spork story. - BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
Jesus christ.
It's that time again. Spork story. - snarg - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:Jesus christ.
spork clearly has some pointers for ya, tweetster :blink:
It's that time again. Spork story. - BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
I was talking about the double post, shithead.Teach your son how work a computer.
It's that time again. Spork story. - WoolyGoat - 05-07-2010
Phone
It's that time again. Spork story. - bam - 05-07-2010
Poor Goat getting made fun of for his double posts
It's that time again. Spork story. - snarg - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:I was talking about the double post, shithead.Teach your son how work a computer.
what is this noise about double posts??
i have no son, and no double posts
get a grip, little guy
apparently wooly's high tech phone is not cooperating
who the fuck cares??
It's that time again. Spork story. - BIRD33 - 05-08-2010
Me.The most important person here.
It's that time again. Spork story. - minorthreat - 05-08-2010
I enjoyed the story. Excellent work once again, Spork.
It's that time again. Spork story. - JCW - 05-08-2010
Boy I can't wait to get my hands on that piece of literary perfection!
It's that time again. Spork story. - Blondie - 05-08-2010
I can't believe it's not about me.
I'm hurt.
It's that time again. Spork story. - UnderWhelmed - 05-08-2010
epic
what a dumb bitch.