So I hit on my boss... -
bam - 02-17-2010
Well, my bossâs boss really. One of the VPs here. And it was unintentional- at least consciously unintentional.
I was going to lunch and Bamâs Bossâs Boss* said âHey Bam*, are you coming or going?â and my response was âwell, Bamâs Bossâs Boss*, I guess that all dependsâ (in my best you-can-fuck-me-right-here-in-the-hallway voice) and Bamâs Bossâs Boss kind of raised his eyebrow and said âdepends on?...â My response then was âwell, it depends onâ¦â and then it dawned on me (oh shit. What are you doing? This is your bossâs boss. Are you coming or going? Seriously? That was my response? Fuck!) âUhhhâ¦uhhhâ¦Iâm uhhh going to lunch. Yeah, lunch. Iâll be back in an hourâ (speaking quite fast and Iâm sure in a higher pitch than normal) and I turned the other way (the opposite direction to where I needed to be going) and damn near ran out of the building. (Okay, maybe not ran, but walked more quickly than normal.)
*Names have been changed to protect their identities.
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leucifer - 02-17-2010
Wait.. Bam isn't your real name? I feel cheated.
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Banana - 02-17-2010
You should have asked him if he wanted anything tasted.
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bam - 02-17-2010
leucifer Wrote:Wait.. Bam isn't your real name? I feel cheated.
Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble.
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bam - 02-17-2010
Banana Wrote:You should have asked him if he wanted anything tasted.
Oh trust me, if I didn't need my job I might have lol I just can't believe myself sometimes. What the hell am I thinking?
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Token - 02-17-2010
Damn. In my experience things like this have not never ended in complete disaster.
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Blondie - 02-17-2010
Yeah not never.
Be careful with that bam.
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leucifer - 02-17-2010
Banana Wrote:You should have asked him if he wanted anything tasted.
>_>
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bam - 02-17-2010
Yeah, I'm not messing with that. That's why I can't believe I did that.
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Blondie - 02-17-2010
Never shit where you eat girlie.
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Anhil8tor - 02-17-2010
Blondie Wrote:Never shit where you eat girlie.
She wasn't in the kitchen.
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leucifer - 02-18-2010
Anhil8tor Wrote:She wasn't in the kitchen.
Who eats in the kitchen?
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bam - 02-18-2010
I was in the hallway. Yeah. Bad Bam, bad, bad, bad Bam.
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bam - 02-18-2010
I guess the good thing about all of it is that I think he actually didn't mind it. Which he shouldn't for as much as he looks at my tits when he's talking to me.
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leucifer - 02-18-2010
bam Wrote:I was in the hallway. Yeah. Bad Bam, bad, bad, bad Bam.
Let me know if you want a spanking.
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bam - 02-18-2010
leucifer Wrote:Let me know if you want a spanking.
Hello?! I always do
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Blondie - 02-18-2010
Tell him to sign up here.
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leucifer - 02-18-2010
bam Wrote:Hello?! I always do
Awesome. Now let me know when you'll be in MN.
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Blondie - 02-18-2010
Uh oh.
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bam - 02-18-2010
leucifer Wrote:Awesome. Now let me know when you'll be in MN.
Will do. The gf be okay with it?