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In fond memory - snarg - 02-27-2008
In fond memory
When Sam died, his will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. And his wife followed his wishes.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Sarah. "The whole thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice... but $30,000?"
"The funeral was $6,500," Sarah answered. "I donated $500 to the synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Jody did some quick figuring. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
"Two and a half carats."
In fond memory - WoolyGoat - 02-27-2008
cunt
In fond memory - quint - 02-27-2008
WoolyGoat Wrote:cuntabout sums it up