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Like Tom, I work with morons - Banana - 06-03-2005
Secretary: Can I leave paper clips on the stuff I shred in the shredder?
Banana: Sure. (we leave the little paper clips on all the time)
Secretary: But, they are the great big clips
Banana: well then take them off
Secretary: Have you shredded with the big ones on before?
Banana: No. You can't. Take them off.
Secreatary: I don't want to.
Banana: *Blank stare*
I wasn't sure where to go from there.
Like Tom, I work with morons - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-03-2005
Tell her to run her head through the shredder to make sure it will take the big paperclips.
Like Tom, I work with morons - minorthreat - 06-03-2005
You should have put your thumb in her anus.
Like Tom, I work with morons - TomFoolery - 06-03-2005
One of my co-workers got a bagel stuck in the toaster, and she didn't know how to get it out. I told her to take a metal knife and pry it out.
10 seconds later I had to physically grab her arm to stop her from sticking a butterknife in the motherfucker.
Like Tom, I work with morons - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-03-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:One of my co-workers got a bagel stuck in the toaster, and she didn't know how to get it out. I told her to take a metal knife and pry it out.
10 seconds later I had to physically grab her arm to stop her from sticking a butterknife in the motherfucker.
I did that once(Munchies are a bitch and I wasnt thinking obviously)..... ><
I actually felt my heart stop. Not a pleasant experience.
Like Tom, I work with morons - ernie - 06-03-2005
I gurantee that if you put the paper clips in to the paper shredder then it will mess it up. they are not supposed to have the metal things going through them or they break. i know that is going to mess it upand she is going to be in trouble.
Like Tom, I work with morons - yellowdog - 06-03-2005
This is the best site ever!
Watch stuff shred:
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm
Like Tom, I work with morons - Jimmy - 06-03-2005
Next secretary's day, Buy her a necktie.
Like Tom, I work with morons - snarg - 06-03-2005
Ernie Wrote:I gurantee that if you put the paper clips in to the paper shredder then it will mess it up. they are not supposed to have the metal things going through them or they break. i know that is going to mess it upand she is going to be in trouble.
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good to see you ernie, tgif, eh??
go and change some titles for fun