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Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

So I'm hanging out on the deck last night and my pony comes over to the fence to check out whats going on. Well my kids are in the yard playing on the swingset and stuff. When they come running up on the deck screaming something is wrong with Rusty. (the pony) I go to investigate and it turns out he was just "letting it all hang out". So I just blew it off and says it's his ding-a-ling. which was good enough for them at the time. This morning My 4 year old asked me to turn down the car radio so we could "talk". she asked why Rusty has a ding-a-ling....I told her I'd explain it to her this evening when we got home, cause we were just pulling into the daycare. (thank god). any suggestions on how to handle this one?

Horse cock. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-01-2005

Bill Wrote:So I'm hanging out on the deck last night and my pony comes over to the fence to check out whats going on. Well my kids are in the yard playing on the swingset and stuff. When they come running up on the deck screaming something is wrong with Rusty. (the pony) I go to investigate and it turns out he was just "letting it all hang out". So I just blew it off and says it's his ding-a-ling. which was good enough for them at the time. This morning My 4 year old asked me to turn down the car radio so we could "talk". she asked why Rusty has a ding-a-ling....I told her I'd explain it to her this evening when we got home, cause we were just pulling into the daycare. (thank god). any suggestions on how to handle this one?


HAHA. Good fucking luck man. Make sure you use the phrase, "When a man and a woman love each other........". Epic.

Horse cock. - SizeMatters - 06-01-2005

suxxor the horse off in front of her?

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:HAHA. Good fucking luck man. Make sure you use the phrase, "When a man and a woman love each other........". Epic.

she's 4 damnit....not ready for that conversation yet....might just play it off as well he need that to be a daddy horse after he meets a mommy horse and the want a baby horse. she's into the whole family thing right now.

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

SizeMatters Wrote:suxxor the horse off in front of her?

your a sick, sick man.

Horse cock. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-01-2005

Bill Wrote:she's 4 damnit....not ready for that conversation yet....might just play it off as well he need that to be a daddy horse after he meets a mommy horse and the want a baby horse. she's into the whole family thing right now.


Dude kids arent dumb. She's gonna look at you like your an idiot and then your gonna bumble it up.

Horse cock. - cLaY - 06-01-2005

tell her to pet it and see what happens

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Dude kids arent dumb. She's gonna look at you like your an idiot and then your gonna bumble it up.

your probly right, Thanx for the vote of confidence though.

Horse cock. - fem - 06-01-2005

She may forget about it tonight. If she doesn't just tell her it's so he can go potty. I don't know?

Horse cock. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-01-2005

fem Wrote:She may forget about it tonight. If she doesn't just tell her it's so he can go potty. I don't know?


Good call.

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

cLaY Wrote:tell her to pet it and see what happens

Nothing...some horses can have the tendency to get an infection in their "sheath" and on top of having to give them a shot of meds everyday you have to wash their sheath/dick down.

but rack your sick mind for going there.

Horse cock. - TomFoolery - 06-01-2005

SizeMatters Wrote:suxxor the horse off in front of her?

I'd like to expand on this idea.

Rub one out for him while she's standing there watching, and when he busts nut aim it at her face. Chances are she'll start crying when the load stings her eyes, and take the opportunity then to tell her that this is what boys do. You probably won't have to worry about her fucking around with dudes until she gets over the incident...it should buy you about 10 years.

If she licks it all up and comments on how good it tastes, then you may have a problem.

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

fem Wrote:She may forget about it tonight. If she doesn't just tell her it's so he can go potty. I don't know?

good way out...thanx....cause he's a boy worked on her sister...

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:I'd like to expand on this idea.

Rub one out for him while she's standing there watching, and when he busts nut aim it at her face. Chances are she'll start crying when the load stings her eyes, and take the opportunity then to tell her that this is what boys do. You probably won't have to worry about her fucking around with dudes until she gets over the incident...it should buy you about 10 years.

If she licks it all up and comments on how good it tastes, then you may have a problem.

Sweet wanna watch my kids sometime. :roll:

ps. ya'll are some sick fuckers.

Horse cock. - TomFoolery - 06-01-2005

Bill Wrote:Sweet wanna watch my kids sometime. :roll:

ps. ya'll are some sick fuckers.

Dude, I was just trying to help.

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Dude, I was just trying to help.

then how would you seriously explain this to your kid....remember one day you will have at least one too.

Horse cock. - Fairiedust - 06-01-2005

just tell her he's a boy horse...at that age...in preschool kids are slightly aware there's a difference..that's should be sufficient...

they know boys have "wee wee's" and girls have teenie/tiny "wee wee's" (okay dad, or just let mrs bill handle it)

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:just tell her he's a boy horse...at that age...in preschool kids are slightly aware there's a difference..that's should be sufficient...

they know boys have "wee wee's" and girls have teenie/tiny "wee wee's" (okay dad, or just let mrs bill handle it)

best idea so far.

Horse cock. - TomFoolery - 06-01-2005

Bill Wrote:then how would you seriously explain this to your kid....remember one day you will have at least one too.

I'd tell my 4 year old that I'll explain it when she turns 6.

Horse cock. - Bill - 06-01-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:I'd tell my 4 year old that I'll explain it when she turns 6.

Nice spin...I might have to go with that.