My wife has tissues - VitaminE - 12-15-2004
RACK my mimic thread skill.
My wife has tissues - Bill - 12-15-2004
you should really stop using them to clean up with after rubbing one out.
My wife has tissues -
SanDog - 12-15-2004
Use her best silk blouse then tell her the kid blew his nose on it. The kid gets in trouble and the wife is pissed, so you can go play video games.
Don't forget to add a few ripe boogers for visual effect.