Horoscope 9/21 - Printable Version

Horoscope 9/21 - Printable Version

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Horoscope 9/21 - leucetios - 09-21-2004

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
After spending days learning to simultaneously pat your head and rub your tummy, you will move on today to patting your head and rubbing someone else's tummy.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today's a good day for original thinking and bursts of creativity. Also, not a good day to wear flammable clothing.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A man dressed like a giant shrimp will roar past you in an experimental hovercraft, today. (Again.)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Today you will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments. Remember: you probably made a few silly mistakes yourself, when you were just starting out.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will discover a secret about the Spice Girls - most of them can't tell Cumin from Coriander. In fact, some of them are vague about whether Black and Red Pepper come from different types of plants. You will quite sensibly decide to avoid going to their place for dinner.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Thrombosis. Beware. Also, your best friend will rush up and indicate by nonverbal means that Timmy is trapped under a log again.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
People will stare at you today. Unknown to you, you are starting to look more and more like a large frog. A career in basketball may be in your future.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Beware of rodents.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Everyone you work with will bring Kim Chee for lunch, today. They're just doing it to be difficult.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Beware of clams, today.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Someone will ask you what you want to do this weekend. That may seem like a good time to say "What am I, psychic?" It's not, though.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Good day to sip tea. Remember to extend your pinkie!

Horoscope 9/21 - Bill - 09-21-2004

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Thrombosis. Beware. Also, your best friend will rush up and indicate by nonverbal means that Timmy is trapped under a log again.

who the hell is timmy?

Horoscope 9/21 - leucetios - 09-21-2004

:loool:

Lassie much?

Horoscope 9/21 - APB - 09-21-2004

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will discover a secret about the Spice Girls - most of them can't tell Cumin from Coriander. In fact, some of them are vague about whether Black and Red Pepper come from different types of plants. You will quite sensibly decide to avoid going to their place for dinner.

Ok?

Horoscope 9/21 - leucetios - 09-21-2004

better than hacing a weak handshake APB Smile

Horoscope 9/21 - asshat - 09-21-2004

Ooop, my bad. I thought Horoscope 9-21 was the sequel to Farenheit 9-11.

Carry on.

Horoscope 9/21 - APB - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 21 2004, 07:47 PM
better than hacing a weak handshake APB

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Yeah maybe... Smile

Horoscope 9/21 - leucetios - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by asshat@Sep 21 2004, 10:48 AM
Ooop, my bad.  I thought Horoscope 9-21 was the sequel to Farenheit 9-11.
Carry on.

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laptom:

Horoscope 9/21 - snarg - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Sep 21 2004, 02:49 PM
Yeah maybe...

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glad to see yer feelin' better, apb
sorry i couldn't make it

Confused

narg:

Horoscope 9/21 - APB - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by snarg@Sep 21 2004, 07:54 PM
glad to see yer feelin' better, apb
sorry i couldn't make it

narg:

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Thanks Snarg, I forgive you. See what happens when you don't show up. I get sick. Wink

Horoscope 9/21 - Bill - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Sep 21 2004, 02:54 PM
Thanks Snarg, I forgive you. See what happens when you don't show up. I get sick.

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I thought that only happened if he did show up :S ?

Horoscope 9/21 - CodeWarrior - 09-21-2004

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Someone will ask you what you want to do this weekend. That may seem like a good time to say "What am I, psychic?" It's not, though.

YOu already did this one.

Horoscope 9/21 - APB - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 21 2004, 07:58 PM
I thought that only happened if he did show up :S ?

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:llma: Thats not nice Wyldbill

Horoscope 9/21 - leucetios - 09-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by CodeWarrior@Sep 21 2004, 11:02 AM
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Someone will ask you what you want to do this weekend. That may seem like a good time to say "What am I, psychic?" It's not, though.

YOu already did this one.

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Yeah. Happens. I don't make them up, I plagerize(sp?) them from another site, and he does repeat. I was making them up for a while, but a. I am lazy and b. that shit is hard

Horoscope 9/21 - Suicide Jim - 09-22-2004

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
After spending days learning to simultaneously pat your head and rub your tummy, you will move on today to patting your head and rubbing someone else's tummy.

this could lead to some interesting relationships.

Horoscope 9/21 - Undeadcannibal - 09-22-2004

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will discover a secret about the Spice Girls - most of them can't tell Cumin from Coriander. In fact, some of them are vague about whether Black and Red Pepper come from different types of plants. You will quite sensibly decide to avoid going to their place for dinner.

I feel molested. I don't know why.

Horoscope 9/21 - Undeadcannibal - 09-22-2004

or am I molestered?

Horoscope 9/21 - halfasleep - 09-22-2004

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A man dressed like a giant shrimp will roar past you in an experimental hovercraft, today. (Again.)

HA! I get to call you on this one... a shirmp of a man dressed as Giant Experimental Hovercraft WALKED pass... so your wrong!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!!! He did it THREE TIMES!!! He was lost!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!