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Major Private - Major Private - 08-07-2006

I am sure it is, but at least mine does not have age spots on it.
I know why no face pic, with that blonde wig, you have em fooled, "Magda"
I am sure many, many years of Tennis court sun can not be too conducive to a wrinkle free face

Sin,
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Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

I'll bet this stuff really hurts her feelings.


Major Private - Paddy - 08-07-2006

Major Private Wrote:I know why no face pic, with that blonde wig, you have em fooled, "Magda"

You can say what you like about Magda but she's not fat.


Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-07-2006

MP owned you all once again. Sad.


Major Private - Paddy - 08-07-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:MP owned you all once again. Sad.

Hi Raiden!


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

Bottom Line...Bitch, post a mug shot or continue to be shat upon. Now the perception seems to be that God and Jesus have blessed you with a beautiful body, but also given you a face to guard it. Hey, dont get down...You're obviously proud of your toned tennis bod...and should be..Look, most people fuck with the lights out anyway, right? So dont sweat it...

My personal intrest in seeing a picture of a woman's face is to judge how many beers/how much alcohol it would take me to have sex with her. (Just a little game men sometimes play) Now, without a headshot, its hard to tell. I could go witht teh X factor and rule it a double bagger, sight unseen, slap a 5gallon bucket over the head just in case and think about uh...I dont know... Baseball??...But Im not like that.

Or you could be a Medusa, and we would all turn to stone if we gazed upon your likeness...in that case, thanks for not posting one.

So, if "we would all hit it", as claimed earlier...post it up


Major Private - Paddy - 08-07-2006

You don't think that Major Private is fat?


Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

Big boned.


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

Fat or not, he's big... and would crush most of you dweebs one handed. Anyone here not willing to put up a REAL picture of themselves here should not be making direct derogatory comments.


Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

^^ Should rethink.


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

^^ Should think in the first place.


Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

So dude, I don't get an opinion on pics until I post one? So all those skanks at UJ, I should be happy and appreciative of, on the grounds I never posted a pic?


Major Private - Paddy - 08-07-2006

Ashsak Wrote:Fat or not, he's big... and would crush most of you dweebs one handed. Anyone here not willing to put up a REAL picture of themselves here should not be making direct derogatory comments.

Did Raiden send you?


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

No, I'll make it simpler ferya...Its OK to say: "That motherfucker's ugly", as long as you are willing to acknowledge: "so am I".


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

Raiden???...he said: " I accept your challange and give you this warning..."...wait...no...that was a video game...

No, the "Raiden" you speak of sent me not. That cat-loving (and I do mean in that way) bastage. He can pour boiling butter on his nuts for all I care...if he had any...


Major Private - Paddy - 08-07-2006

Ashsak Wrote:No

Ok, tell him I said hi.


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

I'll be sure to do that, butter-lips...


Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

Ashsak Wrote:No, I'll make it simpler ferya...Its OK to say: "That motherfucker's ugly", as long as you are willing to acknowledge: "so am I".

What if I consider myself better looking? I should post a pic anyway, to make you happy?


Major Private - Ashsak - 08-07-2006

Back off fag...I dont want you to "make me happy"...go make Paddy happy.


Major Private - Jaymac - 08-07-2006

Ashsak Wrote:Back off fag...I dont want you to "make me happy"...go make Paddy happy.

Admit it, the fact that I consider myself better looking piqued your interest.