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I really hate... - bam - 01-06-2009

Cucumber Wrote:Why not?

Give us a narrative of a guy you made love with (for Bird) but didn't have the opportunity or inclination to place his weewee into your mouth.

Okay lol To me, a blowjob is a little more personal than sex. That might sound weird, but that's how it is for me. Anyhow, the 3 that did not get bjs were one night stands.

I really hate... - bam - 01-06-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:But do you consider that a part of the sex act or a blow job on top of having sex?I think they are separate but equal.

I don't consider it getting a hand job every time a chick touches my ramalamadingdong during sex.

I think they're separate personally, but I think the answer will vary depending on who you ask.

I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

bam Wrote:Okay lol To me, a blowjob is a little more personal than sex. That might sound weird, but that's how it is for me. Anyhow, the 3 that did not get bjs were one night stands.

Interesting. I don't think it's weird, but it's quite the opposite for me.

I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:But do you consider that a part of the sex act or a blow job on top of having sex?I think they are separate but equal.

I don't consider it getting a hand job every time a chick touches my ramalamadingdong during sex.

Quite true. I really only consider it a "blow job" during candoodling if the act resulted in completion.

I really hate... - BIRD33 - 01-06-2009

I think the BJ is a more personal act too.sex you can turn her around and look out the window while you are doing it.BJ you are pretty much staring at each other and in my case making her name all the presidents by which state they hail from in order to get me off.

I really hate... - bam - 01-06-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:I think the BJ is a more personal act too.sex you can turn her around and look out the window while you are doing it.BJ you are pretty much staring at each other and in my case making her name all the presidents by which state they hail from in order to get me off.

I've heard of some kinky things to get someone off, but I think that takes the cake Bird.

I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:I think the BJ is a more personal act too.sex you can turn her around and look out the window while you are doing it.BJ you are pretty much staring at each other and in my case making her name all the presidents by which state they hail from in order to get me off.

A blow job never resulted in an accidental unwanted pregnancy, and rarely results in an STD. Those things make sex more risky for me, not necessarily more personal, which is why my numbers lopside the other way.

I really hate... - BIRD33 - 01-06-2009

Cucumber Wrote:A blow job never resulted in an accidental unwanted pregnancy, and rarely results in an STD. Those things make sex more risky for me, not necessarily more personal, which is why my numbers lopside the other way.


Risky sure but personal its the oral sex.Regular sex can be mechanical.Plus its harder to get just a BJ than it is regular sex.You really need to work your charms to get one when she is getting nothing out of it save some home made glue.

I really hate... - Paddy - 01-06-2009

Dick in gob equals blowjob, happy ending or no.

I really hate... - BIRD33 - 01-06-2009

Dick in hand equals hand job?

I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Risky sure but personal its the oral sex.Regular sex can be mechanical.Plus its harder to get just a BJ than it is regular sex.You really need to work your charms to get one when she is getting nothing out of it save some home made glue.

Huh. I'm bred differently I guess. I personally enjoy giving blow jobs. Guys that have been with me need to work harder for sex. I wouldn't risk an unwanted pregnancy with just anyone.

So Paddy, you think that gob nobbling as foreplay is considered a BJ?

I really hate... - Paddy - 01-06-2009

Cucumber Wrote:So Paddy, you think that gob nobbling as foreplay is considered a BJ?

Whipping it out so I can blow on your face isn't?

I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

Paddy Wrote:Whipping it out so I can blow on your face isn't?

No. :confused: Yes, the money shot following dick suckage = BJ. But, if I spend some time there, and we end up having sex, I don't consider it a BJ.

I really hate... - BIRD33 - 01-06-2009

Its not.Its like saying her guiding you in is considered a hand job.

I really hate... - Paddy - 01-06-2009

Whatever, the conversation in the locker room the following day would go like this:

Buds Wrote:How did you get on with Cucumber last night?

Paddy Wrote:She blew me, then I fucked her.

Buds Wrote:Sweet! Can I have her number?

Paddy Wrote:Sure, 312-555-7890


I really hate... - Banana - 01-06-2009

Paddy Wrote:Whatever, the conversation in the locker room the following day would go like this:

That implies that I sucked him OFF and then fucked him. In my books.

I really hate... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-06-2009

Paddy Wrote:Whatever, the conversation in the locker room the following day would go like this:

Quote:You've reached a non working number. Please dial again

Um? Check that please?

I really hate... - PinesChic - 01-06-2009

check what?

I really hate... - PinesChic - 01-06-2009

duh! sorrry, blond moment lol

I really hate... - snarg - 01-06-2009

i can't even fathom how big of an asshole tweety is after reading this theard
i can't even imagine trashing him at this point

it would be like pissing on the kid at the back of the short bus

i guess this is like the end of my fun at IT
i'll see you giabones now and again, but unless someone steps up, not too often

ciao