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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

His father said, "You shot that son of a bitch didn't you?"

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

The man says, "That's not my dog."

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Punchlines Only - ElDiablo - 11-24-2004

Ouch!

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

And three days later he rolled the stone away, saw his shadow and got scared, and we had six more weeks of winter.

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

I don't care if you fuck my wife, just quit using my ass as a scoreboard.

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Punchlines Only - ElDiablo - 11-24-2004

What is this, a joke?

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Did Bob drop off the $100 he owes me?

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Well kemosabe, the Doc says your going to die.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

And the rooster looks up and says, "Shhhh......Buzzards."

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

what you mean we, kimosabe??

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

just stick to the story and eat me, wolfie

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

No, the joke was on them this time. I wasn't wearing any.

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Punchlines Only - Devious - 11-24-2004

"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer!"

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Punchlines Only - Devious - 11-24-2004

^^^^^^^
That sucked but that's all I can think of right now..

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

"Where'd you get that shitty hairdo? "

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Hold her head up Jethro, she'sa suckin' mud.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-24-2004

Look what I almost stepped in.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

So the Doctor says, "You sir, are a vagina."

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