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Major Private - lookout below - 08-03-2006

Jaymac Wrote:Doesn't rhyme.

It does if you say it with your mouth full of food.

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Major Private - FuckYoPost - 08-04-2006

Major Private Wrote:ha cute. that is the most recent www pic of me, hence my reposting it.
If you ever could trick a man into getting your rotted vag preggers, you may understand why there is mustard on my shorts, cause I have 2 toddlers, ya dumb retarded bitch!
I am a little pudgy, but I could give a shit less, most men my age could drop about 20 lbs, and I am very happy with myself, hence why I am not a scared pussy or aged hag that wont post their pic.

Now.

Why wont my 2 lamest attackers post a face pic??


TD=pudgy from what I hear and forever destroyed his internet persona, melts enough to challenge someone to a fight over a stupid forum, and is known as the biggest melt on UJ short of BOSOX.Not much point in shredding someone who already is an established fucking twink melt

BEW= aged crone with enough face wrinkles to look like a deflated Shar-Pei, and pussy lips that look like half dry dripping latex paint. Teaches tennis in hopes of meeting Mr Moneypants, but the small amount of beauty she had is now gone as steam powered trains. Now is compelled to post pics that could be construed as hot, setup carefully with friends, but always hiding her face. Lives for the forum posters that say ooh and ahh over her carefully prepared (and probably photoshopped--she just busted herself) hidden face pictures on her leased (to appear successful) cars. Reality sucks for BEW, so she prefers a front instead. Is too stupid to understand how bad she sucks. Could be beaten by a houseplant in checkers.

Try another attack on MP, this is played, and just reinforces what oozing pussies you are for not posting YOUR pics, and the BODE dominance I have.


oh and oli, if you had a fucking brain that wasn't injested with semen nightly, you may understand some people carry laptops.
Now ass fuck yourself with a boom box, "Vanilla"

kthxbye

WOOOHHOO!

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Major Private - Paddy - 08-04-2006

Cuddly?

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Major Private - Jaymac - 08-04-2006

More of him to love.

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Major Private - Oli-dogg - 08-04-2006

lookout below Wrote:It does if you say it with your mouth full of food.

:lol:

But he has to remove the dick first.

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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-04-2006

Major Private Wrote:Keep dreaming dumb whore, its called I have a busy life.
You cant run anyone, sperm bank.
Dont worry I will be back when I have a sec.

Any real troll wouldn't go for the whore card right away dood. Impress me.

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Major Private - Tribal Dragon - 08-04-2006

minorthreat Wrote:Any real troll wouldn't go for the whore card right away dood. Impress me.

How bout' this?

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Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-04-2006

Tribal Dragon Wrote:How bout' this?

OMG I fucking died laughing, TD. Nice work. Saved.

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

That is an A+wytch. Hafta throw props :lol: I may hafta make it my avatar

Now who is gonna man up and post a pic of themselves??

TD? BEW? :lool:

Pretty insecure are we???
I wonder why.:lool:
Hmmm lets see.
tribal faggot is known for being a plumper, the only pic he has ever posted of himself was some dudes hairy chest. Its probably his lover's, but its still not him.

BEW could probably get by with a face pic, if she could figure out how to iron out the wrinkles. She is a bit thunder thighed as well, and if it wasn't for bras, she could play hackysack with her silicone pumped leather sacks.

Tribal faggot has proved again by the smack talk contest he is incapable of anything other than picture smack, and crybaby level melts.

Quote:How fat of a fuck are you tribal asswipe?

ncbiker Wrote:I think it would be more accurate to include the word "bald" in the title as well.

Pudgy and Bald or Bald and Pudgy?


:lol:

Classic stuff right there:lol:

I wonder why :Tribal faggot was known on UJ as Bald Pudgy Fat Fuck

But will never post a pic?? The irony of it all is most excellent!

Now keep patting each other on their back and tell yourselves you are "running" me.

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Major Private - Oli-dogg - 08-05-2006

Major Private Wrote:Now keep patting each other on their back and tell yourselves you are "running" me.

He's got a point there. Can you imagine this guy trying to run?

TD > MP :lool:

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Major Private - trouble - 08-05-2006

Hey MP - how did you get those beads? :*>

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

trouble Wrote:Hey MP - how did you get those beads? :*>

It was at a technology conference. I got hammered as hell the night before and was SO fucking hungover I felt like throwing up most of the day, and the "theme" of that day was mardi gras. I had to do some company promo crap, and the convention center staff put beads on all the fuckers like me that were representing companies. One of my associates snapped the pic to remind me of that hellish day. I got about 3 hours alcohol coma the night before as sleep.....:loool:

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Major Private - Tribal Dragon - 08-05-2006

Major Private Wrote:Now keep patting each other on their back and tell yourselves you are "running" me.

What's up ton's of fun?





P.S. That was my chest. Make you hard?

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

Sure it was!
And I rent my cock out as a wrecking ball every Wednesday too!

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Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-05-2006

MP, I find it funny that for you no face pic equates to insecurity. Question: does no cock posted equal insecurity as well? Perhaps you should post it and show us how profoundly confident you are.

Also, here we have two people--me and you. One of us coaches tennis in 90 degree heat, the other is either too short or too wide. So where again would you place your "thunder thigh" smack?

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

cratch: Sounds like you made a shitty job choice.

Did the thunder thigh smack get you just a little?
I have seen your pics, remember now.
I guess you mostly coach and dont play a whole lot, cause your legs really should be more toned if thats the case...

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Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-05-2006

Shitty job choice? And you are defending this comment with beads and a hangover?

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

Are those necessarily a bad thing tho?

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Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-05-2006

Well, they are not helping your figure.

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Major Private - Major Private - 08-05-2006

Would they help tone your thighs tho?
SRO

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