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Punchlines Only - fem - 11-23-2004

This game makes me think too much.

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

because they taste funny


narg:

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Because there is a man trying to move an organ in here.

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

It was born dead.

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Oh no, not another breathalyzer.

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Even God can't hit a one iron.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

No, but I might for that tea pot up there.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Pewwwweyyyy! You thank that thang'll keep till Friday?

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.

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Punchlines Only - SanDog - 11-24-2004

No, but I like the way you are thinking.

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

arby??
no, that was juan valdez

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Alright, but you better hurry up, cause that long haired son of a bitch should be home in a while.

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-24-2004

i said schmidt house

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

I do too, but I'd be afraid he'd bite me.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-24-2004

What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Cause he needed the money.

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Punchlines Only - greg - 11-24-2004

Take it all, bitch, take it all!

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

How about your throw yourself out and make everybody happy.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-24-2004

Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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Punchlines Only - leucetios - 11-24-2004

I'm too lazy to read them all, so here's mine. Sorry if they are reposts:

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I don't know, but his face rings a bell

(same joke)
I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother

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Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist Friars

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Its a nick nack, Paddy Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone

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