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If you were President - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-21-2009

I would make the drunk driving blood alcohol tests that they run on a sliding scale, where you could go down to the DMV and take a drunk driving test to try and raise your minimum blood content level.

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If you were President - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-21-2009

I would make date rape legal if you could prove that you spent more than 4 times the minimum wage on her before she said "no".

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If you were President - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-21-2009

I would develop a federally funded brazillian waxing program (sort of like flu shots) that would be given free throughout the country to all chics that weigh less than 140 lbs.

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If you were President - snarg - 01-21-2009

Vitamin E Wrote:Legalizing weed is the safest answer out there. I expected something edgier from Bird.

oreos are not edgy
where have you been?

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If you were President - PinesChic - 01-21-2009

Paddy Wrote:Encourage topless beaches.

Pussy....


fuk topless.... "GO NUDE" LOL

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If you were President - BIRD33 - 01-21-2009

snarg Wrote:oreos are not edgy
where have you been?

This comment seems to fly in the face of your usual intolerance to ethnic slurs.

I'd call you a hypocrite but we all already know this.

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