[Vitamin E]

What laws would you pass?

[Vitamin E]

Prostitution not only legalized...but tax deductible.

[Vitamin E]

Every NHL team south of St Louis exported to Canada.

[Vitamin E]

Blue hairs don't get to drive.

[Paddy]

Lower the drinking age to 18.

[Vitamin E]

Country music only allowed on AM.

[Paddy]

Abolish the WNBA

[Vitamin E]

Celebrity banned from making political stances.

F you! Dixie Chicks, Bono, etc.

[Paddy]

Move the Superbowl to a Saturday

[Paddy]

Bono

Let's not get crazy now.

[Vitamin E]

Lakes larger than 5 acres should be considered international waters.
Making fish houses sovereign nations.

[Vitamin E]

Let's not get crazy now.

The fuck out of my country!

[BIRD33]

Legalize weed.It would be a 50 billion dollar industry that we could tax.

[PinesChic]

I cant believe it... I agree with bird.

[Vitamin E]

Legalizing weed is the safest answer out there. I expected something edgier from Bird.

[Paddy]

Encourage topless beaches.

[Vitamin E]

Attaboy!

The 2009 lingerie bowl is being played at a nudist colony near El Paso because the city of Tampa threw a hissy about it being played in their town.

Google Mons Venus Strippers NFL and find the story where the local strip club (Mons Venus) had a semi trailer outside Tampa Stadium so dudes could check out strippers during whilst tailgating.

There's another story out there involving Bucs cheerleaders being arrested in Atlanta for public nudity.

GO TAMPA!!!!

[Paddy]

Make 'Welcome to the Jungle' the new national anthem.

[BIRD33]

Is legalize torture edgy enough?Oh wait thats already been done.

[Dagger]

Automatic death penalty for child molesters.

No death row. Death sentences carried out the day of the ruling.