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Major Private - 08-03-2006
Gotta run, but heres a pic of BEW and this thread...
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Oli-dogg - 08-03-2006
Major Private Wrote:I am lost on the handbag thing tho.....
I have a laptop case with a shoulder strap...../baffles
plz explain thx
"I'm not too bright but I know how to carry a man-bag" - MP.
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
Major Private Wrote:I am sure you would.
Does the aluminum pole feel good on your roids or sumptin?
SRO
No, but I think the lines are only guaranteed to 250 or so.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-03-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:Where did you put your lipstick....?
I laffed.
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Tribal Dragon - 08-03-2006
SanDog Wrote:For someone who does not really give a fuck, that is an awfully long response. I think a nerve was hit.
Nailed it.
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BIRD33 - 08-03-2006
Major Private Wrote:ha cute. that is the most recent www pic of me, hence my reposting it.
If you ever could trick a man into getting your rotted vag preggers, you may understand why there is mustard on my shorts, cause I have 2 toddlers, ya dumb retarded bitch!
I am a little pudgy, but I could give a shit less, most men my age could drop about 20 lbs, and I am very happy with myself, hence why I am not a scared pussy or aged hag that wont post their pic.
Now.
Why wont my 2 lamest attackers post a face pic??
TD=pudgy from what I hear and forever destroyed his internet persona, melts enough to challenge someone to a fight over a stupid forum, and is known as the biggest melt on UJ short of BOSOX. Not much point in shredding someone who already is an established fucking twink melt
BEW= aged crone with enough face wrinkles to look like a deflated Shar-Pei, and pussy lips that look like half dry dripping latex paint. Teaches tennis in hopes of meeting Mr Moneypants, but the small amount of beauty she had is now gone as steam powered trains. Now is compelled to post pics that could be construed as hot, setup carefully with friends, but always hiding her face. Lives for the forum posters that say ooh and ahh over her carefully prepared (and probably photoshopped--she just busted herself) hidden face pictures on her leased (to appear successful) cars. Reality sucks for BEW, so she prefers a front instead. Is too stupid to understand how bad she sucks. Could be beaten by a houseplant in checkers.
Try another attack on MP, this is played, and just reinforces what oozing pussies you are for not posting YOUR pics, and the BODE dominance I have.
oh and oli, if you had a fucking brain that wasn't injested with semen nightly, you may understand some people carry laptops.
Now ass fuck yourself with a boom box, "Vanilla"
kthxbye
Hammer don't hurt em.
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Oli-dogg - 08-03-2006
Raiden should post the link to this thread at Ownster. MP needs some back up here.
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
I could switch to MP's team, I guess.
Least that way I avoid the burn of being called gay.
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Oli-dogg - 08-03-2006
Jaymac Wrote:I could switch to MP's team, I guess.
Least that way I avoid the burn of being called gay.
Go for it, homo. :d
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:Go for it, homo. :d
I'm not scared... MP's got my back.
Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-03-2006
MajorPrivate, my lack of pics means you don't know whether i'm ugly or not. Your pics mean I know that you are.
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CT280 - 08-03-2006
private should stop after the first post. always.
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
CT280 Wrote:private should stop after the first post. always.
Slightly before.
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CT280 - 08-03-2006
Jaymac Wrote:Slightly before.
this is the land of the benefit of the doubt. welcome.
Major Private - Blueeyedwoman - 08-03-2006
I ran him.
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
MP should rap battle you.
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lookout below - 08-03-2006
Jaymac Wrote:MP should rap battle you.
If I read a BEW/MP rap battle, my brain would commit suicide by jumping out my ear.
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Major Private - 08-03-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I ran him.
Keep dreaming dumb whore, its called I have a busy life.
You cant run anyone, sperm bank.
Dont worry I will be back when I have a sec.
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Jaymac - 08-03-2006
Major Private Wrote:Keep dreaming dumb whore, its called I have a busy life.
You cant run anyone, sperm bank.
Dont worry I will be back when I have a sec.
Doesn't rhyme.
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BIRD33 - 08-03-2006
Its a busy day at the fat dudes and their dogs standing next to tepees looking stupid convention.