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Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-12-2005
pepsi Wrote:Hey tom you always talk about some girl wanting to fuck you or vice versa not to be mean, it never happens. Just forget about having sex and continue jacking off like you ususally do.
I guess I'll take your advice and make this board even more boring. Thanks for your wonderful advice, pepsi.
Story About My Boner - cLaY - 11-12-2005
once again pepsi ruins the flow and energy of Insanetrain. Great job cunt.
Story About My Boner - pepsi - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:I guess I'll take your advice and make this board even more boring. Thanks for your wonderful advice, pepsi.Post other shit. This is the only crap you ever post. I feel you want attention and this is the only way you can recieve it by posting shit about how you cant get pussy and recieving feedback from people who pity you.
Story About My Boner - SanDog - 11-12-2005
pepsi Wrote:Post other shit. This is the only crap you ever post. I feel you want attention and this is the only way you can recieve it by posting shit about how you cant get pussy and recieving feedback from people who pity you.
Yeah Tom, I am tired of pitying your dumb no stank on the hang down getting ass.
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-12-2005
pepsi Wrote:Post other shit. This is the only crap you ever post. I feel you want attention and this is the only way you can recieve it by posting shit about how you cant get pussy and recieving feedback from people who pity you.
You're such a stupid whore. It was a funny story that I felt like sharing; nothig more, nothing less. I don't turn to this site to soak up pity either--do you honestly think that I would run to this group of assholes for a shoulder to cry on? I hope your daughter dies. Fuck you.
P.S. I enjoy being an attention whore.
Story About My Boner - snarg - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:There's this chick I work with that always talks dirty to me. She's OK looking, and I'd probably fuck her if she didn't want a relationship out of it. For now it's just fun to fuck with her head and get her moist, and I do it just about every day.
Anyway, she's wearing these pants with zippers on the seams, and they (zippers) go all the way to the top of the pants. She was talking about how she wants me to unzip them and touch and taste what's inside.
I got a boner.
It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today, so after I was done talking to her I walked back to my desk with a tent pitched. I decided "fuck it", and re-positioned my stiffie to maximize its obviousness; then I walked around the office and talked to different women until it went away.
Discuss.
a video of this would be worthy
the other stunts are getting stale
without pics, this story is slightly amusing, but no more than that
sorry
Story About My Boner - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-12-2005
snarg Wrote:a video of this would be worthy
the other stunts are getting stale
without pics, this story is slightly amusing, but no more than that
sorry
You want pics of a dork walking around the office pitching a tent in his track pants?
cratch:
Story About My Boner - Paddy - 11-12-2005
snarg Wrote:a video of this would be worthy
the other stunts are getting stale
without pics, this story is slightly amusing, but no more than that
sorry
That's it Tom, you have to start posting video to impress people now. No pressure.
Story About My Boner - snarg - 11-12-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You want pics of a dork walking around the office pitching a tent in his track pants?
i was thinking more in terms of the reaction shots
Story About My Boner - snarg - 11-12-2005
Paddy Wrote:That's it Tom, you have to start posting video to impress people now. No pressure.
a living legend must remain fresh to maintain legendary status
otherwise, one becomes a caricature of oneself
once the mediocrity sets in, the legend ceases to be
Story About My Boner - Paddy - 11-12-2005
No pressure
Story About My Boner - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-12-2005
snarg Wrote:a living legend must remain fresh to maintain legendary statusPlease forget how to type.
otherwise, one becomes a caricature of oneself
once the mediocrity sets in, the legend ceases to be
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-12-2005
Paddy Wrote:That's it Tom, you have to start posting video to impress people now. No pressure.
I'd like to hug you. Thanks for making me laugh.
Story About My Boner - Paddy - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:I'd like to hug you. Thanks for making me laugh.
Iâll come to Wisco if you need extras for your movies.
Story About My Boner - snarg - 11-12-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Please forget how to type.
i'm conflicted about this:
it even sounds like a good idea to me
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-12-2005
Paddy Wrote:Iâll come to Wisco if you need extras for your movies.
You can be "Boner In Face Reaction Employee #4".
Story About My Boner - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:You can be "Boner In Face Reaction Employee #4".I think he was hoping to be "The Grip"
Story About My Boner - Paddy - 11-12-2005
Best Boy. Woot!
Story About My Boner - snarg - 11-12-2005
Paddy Wrote:Fluffer. Woot!..