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Acoording to most studies...... - ntype - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Does this mean I am gonna die? :eek:

first you have an important task to comply :

pass the flag to your fat coworker. I know this is kinda a hard job, you'll have to stick your lovestick into some living butter but ...


Acoording to most studies...... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-15-2005

Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?


Acoording to most studies...... - Belle - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

that turned me on!


Acoording to most studies...... - ntype - 06-15-2005

TammyC Wrote:that turned me on!

Looks like tammy's boyfriend gonna be raped when he'll be back home.


Acoording to most studies...... - VitaminE - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?

JO into your free hand and throw it at her!


Acoording to most studies...... - Belle - 06-15-2005

ntype Wrote:Looks like tammy's boyfriend gonna be raped when he'll be back home.

:$


Acoording to most studies...... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-15-2005

TammyC Wrote:that turned me on!

Thats why I love you Tammy. :wub:


Acoording to most studies...... - G$D's Fat Co-Worker - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Cant she just spread her gaping hatchet wound and I'll jack off in it or something. Do I really have to touch her?
I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.


Acoording to most studies...... - Odysseus - 06-15-2005

G$D's Fat Co-Worker Wrote:I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.
: puke:


Acoording to most studies...... - G$D's Structural Engineer - 06-15-2005

G$D's Fat Co-Worker Wrote:I'll let you taste my sweet nectar if you just finish those TPS reports I keep asking you for. They were due last Friday, and "the fat chick ate them" is not a valid excuse to tell our boss.

I swear that I saw you doing that. You even munched a few CAT-6 Network cables (do they taste good ?).

I was good I said that we had some weasels but next time I'll plug them on the 110v.

be warned.


Acoording to most studies...... - Devious - 06-16-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I have the caloric intake of three people. Explain to me why I cant gain weight. :S


You are only 23 right? I had the same problem when I was that age.. I would eat like fucking crazy. Even started drinking 3 ensure's a day to gain weight. Nothing. Then, I got a few years older and all of a sudden the weight came on with no problem. So what I'm saying is give it time dog. You are gonna wish you could go back to not being able to.


Acoording to most studies...... - Fairiedust - 06-16-2005

Devious Wrote:You are only 23 right? I had the same problem when I was that age.. I would eat like fucking crazy. Even started drinking 3 ensure's a day to gain weight. Nothing. Then, I got a few years older and all of a sudden the weight came on with no problem. So what I'm saying is give it time dog. You are gonna wish you could go back to not being able to.


what he said.....your metabolism/body changes aprox. every 7 years.


Acoording to most studies...... - Blueeyedwoman - 06-16-2005

Yep, you'll be a fat slob with a pathetic comb-over in no time. Your belly will pudge up so that you won't be able to see your feet--you won't be able to see your winkie.



Er ... not that it can really be seen now without the aid of a magnifying glass, binoculars. or a microscope.


Acoording to most studies...... - CT280 - 06-16-2005

you did say "winkie", didnt you?


Acoording to most studies...... - Blueeyedwoman - 06-16-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:you did say "winkie", didnt you?

Yes, but only when referring to G$D's parts. No other terminology applys.


Acoording to most studies...... - Michman - 06-16-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Yeah cause puking is fun you fucking retard.


that's what all the ethopian skinny chicks say


Acoording to most studies...... - Bill - 06-16-2005

Michman Wrote:that's what all the ethopian skinny chicks say

ethopian skinny chicks with small hands rock!


Acoording to most studies...... - Bill - 06-16-2005

Acoording to most studies......this thread sux.