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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-23-2004

Looks like your stance is a little too wide.

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Punchlines Only - Banana - 11-23-2004

Eats bush, shoots and leaves.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-23-2004

I thought you said King Kong balls!

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Punchlines Only - Bill - 11-23-2004

that explains the size of my balls.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-23-2004

You think I asked for a ten inch pianist?

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

The harder you hit it the more English you get.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

No, he thinks he's fucking Arnold Palmer.

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Punchlines Only - PurpleHaze - 11-23-2004

Can I make another thread for the jokes when yall are done with this one?

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

It was the least I could do. We were married for 40 years.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-23-2004

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

One is made entirely of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

I'm not that stupid. I'd get half way up there and you'd turn off the light.

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Punchlines Only - coyote - 11-23-2004

does this taste funnie to you?

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Punchlines Only - TomFoolery - 11-23-2004

Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

No wonder you cold. You done gone and kicked all of yore dirt offa you.

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Punchlines Only - Tbag - 11-23-2004

What are you scared for? I'm the one who's gotta walk outta here alone.

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

I stepped out of the circle twice and you guys never noticed.

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-23-2004

Arby Wrote:And you ask me if I know Pancho Villa. Why we once had lunch together.

damn you, asshat, as soon as i saw "punch line only", this was at the top of the list, one of the best ever

anywho:

"bennet?? i damn near broke it


narg:

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Punchlines Only - snarg - 11-23-2004

' the one with the whiteout on the screen"

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Punchlines Only - asshat - 11-23-2004

Yeah, and we had so much fun that tomorrow we are going to the circus.

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