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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:****Really, how much for the pool ?

You should ask your parents, gamer fag.

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

minorthreat Wrote:You should ask your parents, gamer fag.

I don't live with my parents, however judging by the stupidity contained in your posts I bet you live with gramma. Does she make you go out and buy Depends undergarments for her ? What about Dentu-cream. ? Preperation H ? Damn you are sad, kid. 'Bode.

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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:I don't live with my parents, however judging by the stupidity contained in your posts I bet you live with gramma. Does she make you go out and buy Depends undergarments for her ? What about Dentu-cream. ? Preperation H ? Damn you are sad, kid. 'Bode.

A for effort.

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

B for 'Bode, kid. Fucking amatuers.

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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:B for 'Bode, kid. Fucking amatuers.

You know nothing about 'Bode.


Where did it originate?
From who?

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

'Bode. I am in your dome. I sense another meltdown in progress. How about one more melt before I go to work, please? This shit is funny as hell.

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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:'Bode. I am in your dome. I sense another meltdown in progress. How about one more melt before I go to work, please? This shit is funny as hell.

Don't forget to put on your mask before you go.

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

I really didn't need a pic of your mouth kid. Hang out at gloryhole sites much ? 'Bode.

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Major Private - minorthreat - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:I really didn't need a pic of your mouth kid. Hang out at gloryhole sites much ? 'Bode.

'Bode
http://www.coffinpilots.com/forum/nfphpbb/

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

minorthreat Wrote:'Bode
http://www.coffinpilots.com/forum/nfphpbb/

Please explain this. I have no idea what it is.

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Major Private - Oli-dogg - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:Yeah he got laughed out of Ownster too.

Whatever you say Lee-roy....

1. Oli-dogg posts a couple of classic battle raps attacking Major Private, Raiden and the other Ownster losers.

2. The network of Ownster retards respond with extremely lame and un-original one-liners including "this kid owned himself in his first post..." blah blah blah...

3. Oli-dogg gets bored and realizes the forum "that owns you" is so pathetic it can't even do that. Of course I own myself dumb-fucks! I came to see if anyone else could.

4. After discovering a bunch of pansies yelling 'Bode at each other as they worship Major Retard (who is some sort of Ownster mentor for the less retarded of retards), Oli-dogg laughs at their pathetic attempts at communicating with him.

5. Oli-dogg leaves in case their disabilities are contagious.

If that is how retards define "getting laughed out of Ownster" then you're on the right track, gamer-boy.

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Major Private - Oli-dogg - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:Oli-Fagg, homosexuality is mentioned in 99 percent of your posts

Listen up Lawrence, you role-playing gamer
I’ve nothing against you being a gay rights campaigner
But here’s my disclaimer: Oli-dogg was diagnosed
With a much needed talent of flaming fags when they post

I always get a bite, from the gay Ownster movement
Only 99 percent means there’s room for improvement
Any posts where I don’t, let me know and I’ll flag-‘em
Get back to your Dungeon and keep beating your Dragon

I don’t play games, I wipe my ass with your cards
And put ‘em back in the pack for the other retards
Ashsak and Raiden, are they gamers too?
Major Private denied-it but he wouldn’t have a clue

MP.....

Your Ownage campaign has ended in vein
Your only claim to fame is your mustard stain
That’s how your name, is gonna be remembered
You came, got slain, now it’s time you surrendered

Your head’s been dismembered, photo-shopped from your body
You posted your picture because you think you’re a hottie
Encouraged by Ashsak and Big Moon Rising
Those two little faggots should not be advising...

There’s no disguising, your bright coloured beads
The handbag was gay but your necklace exceeds
Keep telling yourself ‘it’s a Mardi-gras theme’
It’s been your life-long dream to be a bead-wearing queen

You cannot redeem, yourself from this thread
The fact you’re in-bred – and a tool - is wide-spread
Don’t be misled; you look like a fuck-wit
You should learn how to quit and not click on submit

Keep screaming out ‘bode, like it’s some sort of code
To show the whole damn globe, you’re in retard mode
Open up and unload, you’re a verbal polluter
Take Leeman’s advice and unplug your computer

You really don’t know why no-one else posted pics?
I guess they’re too smart and don’t wanna be dicks
You’re thick as two bricks, Ownster joke of the year
What sort of a queer, posts his picture in here?

Especially with beads, and his eyes closed shut
That expression on your face tells me something’s up your butt
BMR's right behind you, telling you not to fidget
You may be 6’2” but you’re an overgrown midget

Did you learn all these tricks in the Ownster jail?
Making gay male porn so you fools can make bail?
You forgot the detail, man-on-man changes things
Not all porn is equal, dumb anal-probe kings

When the fat lady sings, you’ll see its MP
He’s a Major Puss-y, to the nth degree
I can guarantee, he’s burnt out and wrecked
He’s lost more than respect, now it’s time to eject

.....or you could be a Major Fool and stay for another 17 pages while you continue posting flattering pictures of yourself. Please try some new poses next time if you can - the "I'm at a 'technology conference' taking it up the butt" pose may give Big Moon Rising and Ashsak an instant stiffy, but poor old Oli-dogg didn't even feel a twitch.

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Major Private - Spyker - 08-08-2006

yet another thread which makes no sense at all.

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Major Private - leeman - 08-08-2006

Spyker Wrote:yet another thread which makes no sense at all.

Does anything really ever make sense here ...???? cratch:

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Major Private - HMMMMMM - 08-08-2006

Major Private Wrote:The rules say bail must be posted by the person doing the jailing.
Which results in more pr0n. And I ask you, whats wrong wit dat?

You mean other than the fact that you have some kind of sad, porn monopoly game for a board?

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Major Private - BIRD33 - 08-08-2006

Raiden Wrote:I still don't like you, and you're still not Ownster material.

I missed this.I love the fact that the guy who spent 6 hours defending ownster still isnt considered "ownster material" by the old school members.Sounds like a fun place.

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

You wouldn't last 2 seconds there either. Your pal "lookout below" just got raped big time.

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Major Private - BIRD33 - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:You wouldn't last 2 seconds there either. Your pal "lookout below" just got raped big time.

He's not my pal and I don't believe a word you say since your not really ownster material.

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Major Private - Big Moon Rising - 08-08-2006

Wow that was stupid. Please try harder.

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Major Private - BIRD33 - 08-08-2006

Big Moon Rising Wrote:Wow that was stupid. Please try harder.

Whats stupid is you spent your whole day here defending ownster when the members of ownster don't want you.You are a fucking loser my friend.

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