08-20-2004, 02:39 AM
....... with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on
the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without
missing a beat, blurts out..........
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
:lmao:
and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on
the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without
missing a beat, blurts out..........
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
:lmao:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton