08-09-2004, 04:34 PM
I have taken it upon myself to start the new IT weekend report on Mondays. Spill your adventures here. If I ain't here on a Monday then someone else do it goddamnit. :|
Mine was mediocre to good. Got home from picking boy up and the neighbors upstairs were having waterballoon fights on Firday evening. I live right under my girlfriend and her neighbors. Her neighbors were the ones having the fights. My take on waterballoons is they are cool as long as you don't hit me with them. Anyway, my 4 year old saw it going on and he remained at the end of the walkway of the apartments so he or his stuffed cat Toby wouldn't get all wet. He stayed there a couple of minutes until the water fighting subsided and then proceeded up the walkway. BAM on reign of water half hits him and he kind of sluffed it off and moved on up to the stairs right before you walk in my door. BAM! a direct hit on him soaking him and Toby. He looked at me , then at Toby then he started crying.
I went fucking ape shit. I flew out from under the porch yelling "GODDAMNIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????" Understand, the neighbors are a bunch of fucking low life sub human idiots. The boyfriend works a couple days a week just so he can buy a few burgers to throw down his girlfriend & her kids throats just to keep them quiet. If I was in North Carolina, I would swear he was really NC Biker. Hell maybe he related I really don't know. Anyway, the dude starts going " I'm sorry, I'm sorry". Fuck that. You having a goddamned waterballon fight that affects everything middle of the public walkway to get into that apartments. Anyone with the slightest bit of common sense ought to know better than to have that shit right where other people are walking through. Take that shit out in the parking lot or the front apartment yard where at least others who don't want to get wet won't be affected. Anyway, I finished my tirade with a few more angered expletives and went in my apartment thinking that was that. Well woe be unto me to find out later that evening that his woman outside talking about all the shit she going to do to me and how she "could fuck up my personal life" bad. uh-HUH. :>
Saturday morning after going to buy some new parts at the auto store for my partially used anal probe, I come home and the skank is sitting up on her porch staring straight at me as I walked up the way. Far be it from me to remain quiet so I called her ass out on the shit she was talking the night before.
Me: "If you want fucking war you got a fucking war bring it on bitch I am more than ready!!!!!"
Skank: *shocked look* "uhhhh well we are more than ready too"
:loool: :loool: :loool:
She and my girlfriend are best friends or were best friends. Now all weekend long the neighbor skank been talking shit to ALL the neighbors. Meanwhile I ain't been worried about it and I was inside vigoruosly working on the repairs of my anal probe mentioned earlier.
So in a nutshell my weekend was the usual drama bullshit. I now have mortal enemies and could'nt be happier about it. ain't no goddamned way in hell I will ever apologize for protecting my son. You see they got mad because their boy was out there and they accused me of cussing at him. The mother fucker(NC's cousin) knows I was talking to him because I was staring him straght in the face when I did it. Oh well such is life.
So how was yall's weekend??? LOL
Mine was mediocre to good. Got home from picking boy up and the neighbors upstairs were having waterballoon fights on Firday evening. I live right under my girlfriend and her neighbors. Her neighbors were the ones having the fights. My take on waterballoons is they are cool as long as you don't hit me with them. Anyway, my 4 year old saw it going on and he remained at the end of the walkway of the apartments so he or his stuffed cat Toby wouldn't get all wet. He stayed there a couple of minutes until the water fighting subsided and then proceeded up the walkway. BAM on reign of water half hits him and he kind of sluffed it off and moved on up to the stairs right before you walk in my door. BAM! a direct hit on him soaking him and Toby. He looked at me , then at Toby then he started crying.
I went fucking ape shit. I flew out from under the porch yelling "GODDAMNIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????" Understand, the neighbors are a bunch of fucking low life sub human idiots. The boyfriend works a couple days a week just so he can buy a few burgers to throw down his girlfriend & her kids throats just to keep them quiet. If I was in North Carolina, I would swear he was really NC Biker. Hell maybe he related I really don't know. Anyway, the dude starts going " I'm sorry, I'm sorry". Fuck that. You having a goddamned waterballon fight that affects everything middle of the public walkway to get into that apartments. Anyone with the slightest bit of common sense ought to know better than to have that shit right where other people are walking through. Take that shit out in the parking lot or the front apartment yard where at least others who don't want to get wet won't be affected. Anyway, I finished my tirade with a few more angered expletives and went in my apartment thinking that was that. Well woe be unto me to find out later that evening that his woman outside talking about all the shit she going to do to me and how she "could fuck up my personal life" bad. uh-HUH. :> Saturday morning after going to buy some new parts at the auto store for my partially used anal probe, I come home and the skank is sitting up on her porch staring straight at me as I walked up the way. Far be it from me to remain quiet so I called her ass out on the shit she was talking the night before.
Me: "If you want fucking war you got a fucking war bring it on bitch I am more than ready!!!!!"
Skank: *shocked look* "uhhhh well we are more than ready too"
:loool: :loool: :loool:
She and my girlfriend are best friends or were best friends. Now all weekend long the neighbor skank been talking shit to ALL the neighbors. Meanwhile I ain't been worried about it and I was inside vigoruosly working on the repairs of my anal probe mentioned earlier.
So in a nutshell my weekend was the usual drama bullshit. I now have mortal enemies and could'nt be happier about it. ain't no goddamned way in hell I will ever apologize for protecting my son. You see they got mad because their boy was out there and they accused me of cussing at him. The mother fucker(NC's cousin) knows I was talking to him because I was staring him straght in the face when I did it. Oh well such is life.
So how was yall's weekend??? LOL
Beer Friday,beer Saturday but Sunday Decide to change and have something to eat 
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