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I'm Going to KFC For Lunch
#1

Gonna eat some chicken. I'll update you all later to tell you if it was good.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights have changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on.




Discuss!
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#3

This thread sucks. Even from a quantity perspective.

You two should be ashamed of your selves.

TF - I hope they serve you one of those abused chickens
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#4

I am eating Church's Fried Chicken now myself. I love cluck.
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#5

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Aug 4 2004, 12:17 PM
I am eating Church's Fried Chicken now myself. I love cock.
What's with everyone annoucing their homosexuality today?
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#6

because it sounds so much like COCK!
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#7

Cluck is good godamnit.
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#8

Quote:Originally posted by bd1c@Aug 4 2004, 01:15 PM
This thread is wonderful.  Even from a GAY perspective.

You two should have you apartment done over.
ahhhhh..... U A STILL GAY!
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#9

Too easy, I'll pass.
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#10

I am in DC right now on business. Had a few hours to kill so I went to the Smithsonian natural history museum. Outside some vegans were asking if we would like some vegan literature.

"would you like some vegetarian news?"

me: "no, I love to eat animal meat." (commence with beastial oral sex jokes)

Him: "you know you could get colon cancer"

me: "I could get hit by a car too, but I still walked here"

him: "you are killing yourself"

me: "I know, so what?"

I FUCKING HATE THAT CRAP!!

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#11

I like BoJangles chicken with the dirty rice.
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#12

Kevin Millar does some pretty goofy KFC commercials around here...

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#13

Quote:Originally posted by bd1c@Aug 5 2004, 07:38 AM
I like BoJangles chicken with the dirty rice.
I saw a couple of BoJangles Chicken emporiums when I was in Raleigh last year. I was tempted by the smell alone. I just didn't have the time to stop by. I love yard bird. Cry :|
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#14

Talking about chicken for this long is weird. It really is. But, while we are on the topic, my friend once found a fingernail in her KFC chicken. For real. It was a fake nail.
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#15

KFC started sucking after they changed to the acronym. IMO. Gimme Popeye's or give me death. :|
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#16

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Aug 5 2004, 09:43 AM
KFC started sucking after they changed to the acronym. IMO. Gimme Popeye's or give me death. :|
I hope popeye's goes under just so you have to off yourself
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#17

Better than finding this I assume...

[Image: chckhead.jpg]


http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.htm

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#18

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 5 2004, 09:44 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 5 2004, 09:44 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Beaucephus@Aug 5 2004, 09:43 AM
KFC started sucking after they changed to the acronym. IMO. Gimme Popeye's or give me death. :|
I hope popeye's goes under just so you have to off yourself [/b][/quote]
I offed myself this morning and didn't even change my underwear because I was late for work. :blink:
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#19

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Aug 5 2004, 08:51 AM
I offed myself this morning and didn't even change my underwear because I was late for work. :blink:
I like the direction this thread is now taking.
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#20

i offed my self at work. i didn't have time this morning.
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