Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said "6'", replies TONY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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Here we call him Johnny. But the jokes still rock.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
My favorite Johnny joke
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher presents a question.
"If there are three birds on a wire, and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny answers "None." The teacher asks why none. Johnny explains, "If you shoot one, the others would get scared of the sound and fly away." The teacher says, "Actually Johnny, if there were three and you shoot one, there are two left, but I like the way you think." Johnny raises his hand and says to the teacher, "I have a question for you. If there are three women on a bus, and one is holding a popsicle, one is licking the popsicle, and the other is sucking on the popsicle, which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a bit and finally answers, "I suppose the one sucking the popsicle." Johnny replies "No, it's the one with the wedding band on, but I like the way you think."
