[Undeadcannibal]

guys, gals, whatevers, we need to raise money to get velvet laid. we only need about 15 bucks, because I heard she can fot a watermelon in her vagina, which can be a turn-on to old men. anyone out there wanna help?

[CodeWarrior]

I think it's going to cost more than $15 to fly you to australia.

:lmao:

[Undeadcannibal]

I don't need to pay, I can fly and shoot fireballs from my ass. I'm like a retarded mario.

[Velvet]

Im not sure what fot a watermelon is but yeah I like to feel the person im with which would leave you and your 2 inch weenie out of it :p

[CodeWarrior]

[Undeadcannibal]

I meant fit, I type too fast for my own good.

[Velvet]

Nice melon there AW you use one often do you ?

[Velvet]

to late :p :lol:

[Undeadcannibal]

I don't see donations? Fine fine, somebody buy a fucking watermelon,a nd we'll overnite it to velvet, then I'll fly over there and tape her sticking it in her various spaces.

[CodeWarrior]

Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Jun 22 2004, 12:16 AM
I don't see donations? Fine fine, somebody buy a fucking watermelon,a nd we'll overnite it to velvet, then I'll fly over there and tape her sticking it in her various spaces.

Wouldn't you need the camera for that?

[Velvet]

:lmao: :lmao:

[Undeadcannibal]

I'll just get a kodak.