10. You're so tired you now answer the phone "hell".
9. Your best friend calls to ask how you've been
and you immediately scream" get off by back, BITCH".
8. Your garbage can is you're "in" box.
7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire,
but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You have so much on your mind that
you've forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the up coming weekend
help you make it through Monday.
4. You sleep more at work than you do at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively
bring your briefcase.
2. Your day-timer exploded a week ago.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be
if you were in jail right now.
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i like number one.
DIVTIVS VOS OBTVTVS IN CASSVS, PENITVS CASSVS OBTVTVS IN VOS.
You forgot #11...
"Death will be accepted as a excuse for not getting your daily load done... but we want 2 weeks notice!"
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I thought it was a manual of Bdic.....
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sad thing is, i can relate to those
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Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox+May 28 2004, 08:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xoxmelxox @ May 28 2004, 08:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-devious@May 28 2004, 08:17 PM
I think we all can!
hopefully none of us will ever have to test #7 lol [/b][/quote]
Done that but I didn't stay ....
Nice av mel....
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Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox+May 28 2004, 08:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xoxmelxox @ May 28 2004, 08:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Quote:Originally posted by leeman@May 28 2004, 08:23 PM
Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox@May 28 2004, 08:22 PM
[b] <!--QuoteBegin-devious
@May 28 2004, 08:17 PM
[b] I think we all can!
hopefully none of us will ever have to test #7 lol [/b]
Done that but I didn't stay ....
Nice av mel.... [/b]
well i'm glad you didn't stay in that burning bed lol.
Thanks. I dont have many funny or av worthy pics it's all i could find

[/b][/quote]
Well it got hot in there ...
Uhmm what kinda av do you wanna have???
Ask velvet, she's a "av. spider"

Or you could try with UDC he's kinda freaky on the so if he don't have one he'll make one
I know I have booring standard ones ...
But noone ever use them anyway.
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Quote:Originally posted by devious+May 28 2004, 08:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(devious @ May 28 2004, 08:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Quote:Originally posted by leeman@May 28 2004, 03:42 PM
Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox@May 28 2004, 08:27 PM
[b] Quote:Originally posted by leeman@May 28 2004, 08:23 PM
[b] Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox@May 28 2004, 08:22 PM
[b] <!--QuoteBegin-devious
@May 28 2004, 08:17 PM
[b] I think we all can!
hopefully none of us will ever have to test #7 lol [/b]
Done that but I didn't stay ....
Nice av mel.... [/b]
well i'm glad you didn't stay in that burning bed lol.
Thanks. I dont have many funny or av worthy pics it's all i could find

[/b]
Well it got hot in there ...
Uhmm what kinda av do you wanna have???
Ask velvet, she's a "av. spider"

Or you could try with UDC he's kinda freaky on the so if he don't have one he'll make one
I know I have booring standard ones ...
But noone ever use them anyway. [/b]
I did

[/b][/quote]
I found yours and offered it to the board, You were quickest
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Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox@May 28 2004, 08:44 PM
I think yours is funny :p Thanks for the advice, though. If i can't find one, now i know who to ask
Funny :|.......
Well it kinda is ....
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