[Spock]

Greetings.

Live Long and Prosper.

I am Spock, offspring of Sarek of the planet Vulcan and Amanda of your planet Earth. I am currently serving as First Officer on board the United Federation of Planets Starship U.S.S. Enterprise.

As part of our on-going mission to explore 'strange new worlds'. I have been commanded to observe the goings-on of your group of people in particular. Knowing I run the risk of violating the "Prime Directive", I have decided that it would be more logical to not operate in a 'lurking' mode, as you call it, and come out and explain my intentions to you directly. The majority of you seem intelligent enough to understand my intentions.

I hope you will not mind if I offer my observations from a perspective of logic and unemotionalism.

[Devious]

:blink:

[Velvet]

Welcome Spock and may your journey through InsaneTrain be a learning one . We will destroy the klingon infadels together :lmao:

[Spock]

I assume you meant "Infidel", in which case I would draw the conclusion that the person who calls himself "Abu-Abaal" on this website is somehow related to the Klingons.

Do you really think that it is wise to have a Klingon participate in the social structure of your website? At this current time in their developement, the Klingons are a very illogical, warlike race.

[Velvet]

Darn should have known you would pick on my typos . I bow to your superior being Spock ...

[halfasleep]

SPOCK!!! HELLO!!!



WELCOME!!!!!




So where's your buddy, Captain Kirk????? :p More important... Lt. Uhura??? :drool:

[Spock]

The Captain is is currently on Shore Leave in one of your "Red Light Districts". He was not specific but I would logically assume it is in one of your cities in Northern Europe. He is reachable by communicator, but since this is not an emergency, I will not do so.
Lt. Uhura prefers, I believe you call it 'flirting', with Lt. Sulu at the Navigation console, but not while they are on duty.

[Abu Abaal]

We capture your Captina Kirk and torture him every day. His crime against almight Allah must be punished. You can help us in our torture HERE. The infidel Kirk must be broken.

[Beaucephus]

LMAO. I beat that fucker until his toupee fell off. :lmao:

[Abu Abaal]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@May 24 2004, 02:50 PM
LMAO. I beat that fucker until his toupee fell off. :lmao:

Do not laugh so hard American pig. You are next.

[Spock]

Originally posted by Abu Abaal@May 24 2004, 02:43 PM
We capture your Captina Kirk and torture him every day. His crime against almight Allah must be punished. You can help us in our torture HERE. The infidel Kirk must be broken.

You fiend. I would strongly advise you to release him. You risk the wrath of the United Federation of Planets brought down upon your Quickee-Mart-type-retail-establishment.

[Abu Abaal]

Ummmmm how you say.. Breeng eet on beech.

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by Abu Abaal@May 24 2004, 09:12 AM
Ummmmm how you say.. Breeng eet on beech.

I say boycott the bastard... no more Cigarette or Condom purchases from me!!! :dev: :dev: :dev:

[Spock]

That will not be necessary. Mr Chekov, using the molecular material of Captain Kirk's hairpiece as a guide for ship's sensors, has located the Captain. Mr. Scott, would you please beam Captain Kirk onboard ship now.

[Abu Abaal]

Originally posted by Spock@May 24 2004, 07:10 PM
That will not be necessary. Mr Chekov, using the molecular material of Captain Kirk's hairpiece as a guide for ship's sensors, has located the Captain. Mr. Scott, would you please beam Captain Kirk onboard ship now.

What madness ees thees???? You shall be tortured in the streets of Abu Dhabi for countlees days PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halfasleep]

Originally posted by Abu Abaal+May 24 2004, 01:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abu Abaal @ May 24 2004, 01:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spock@May 24 2004, 07:10 PM
That will not be necessary. Mr Chekov, using the molecular material of Captain Kirk's hairpiece as a guide for ship's sensors, has located the Captain. Mr. Scott, would you please beam Captain Kirk onboard ship now.

What madness ees thees???? You shall be tortured in the streets of Abu Dhabi for countlees days PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b][/quote]
Looks like they stole your lover, Winnie the Abu!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[bdic]

Who gives a fat fucking rat cock.

[minorthreat]

I hate Star Trak.

[Spock]

In comparison to those gentlemen, Klingons would most certainly be an improvement.