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You are drafted into the army
#1
No let's face it we have all better things to do than kill people we don't know on dubious basis (maybe for some tax deductions but I digress).
You don't want to go - what is your psychological excuse as not to get caught :

- Doctor I cannot be drafted because....-I cry in front of the grass / I feel that I would lose my hability to eat my foot nails / I have empathy for non-physical objects and thinking all those bullets going lost in the nature makes so sad..

come with your reasons
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#2
Horrific penis!

This is not the dick you want representing this great nation to the ladies of the world.
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