[SporK]

Fucking morons.

-SporK

[BIRD33]

Anyone want to rescue a pet parrot?

"I've been in law enforcement for 17 years and I've been an investigator for about half of that time," Bonnette said. "I investigate a lot of elder abuse cases when I was with the Orangeburg County Sheriff's Office. This is the worst case I've ever seen."

There were seven dogs and several cats in the house. There also was a parrot, whose mimicry gave Bonnette a chill when he heard it.

"The parrot was mimicking, 'Help me. Help me.' Then he would laugh," Bonnette said.

"We think he was mimicking the mother when he said, 'Help me. Help me,' and mimicking the daughter when he laughed."


http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2010/...ever-seen/

[BIRD33]

http://deadspin.com/5711284/cnn-inexplic...rhea-scene

[BIRD33]

Here's a heartwarming story from down south.If Budweiser was the "good beer" what in gods name was the woman forced to drink?

Fight over beer leads to arrest of former KKK leader, son


Troy Hixon's girlfriend, whose name was not released, told deputies that an argument began after she complained that she was forced to drink cheap beer while the men drank "good beer" — Budweiser, according to the report. She also said someone poured beer on her while she was on the ground, and she heard a can crumple.


http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crim...1583.story

[BIRD33]

I'll take a 3 piece wing and thigh meal with a mountain dew and a side of suicide bombing.

[video=youtube;kYmaEHmq2Mg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmaEHmq2Mg&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[Anhil8tor]

fucking foreigners...

[BIRD33]

Worst dinner party ever.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...iance.html