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Blondie
#1

Open your anus. I will deposit my my penis into it because you need to get fucked, you annoying cunt.

And don't even think about looking back at me, I heard you have the face of a donkey with downs syndrome.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#2

Alrighty then.

See You In Toledo
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#3

I find it hard to believe Spork has no idea who Blondie is.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#4

You'll have more luck with anal pickup lines with squirt.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#5

phantom Wrote:You'll have more luck with anal pickup lines with squirt.

that's gotta be a 10 on the "unintentional funny scale"
someone should put this guy out of his misery

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#6

snarg Wrote:that's gotta be a 10 on the "unintentional funny scale"
someone should put this guy out of his misery

Anal is what squirt is known for.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#7

phantom Wrote:Anal is what squirt is known for.

i feel the end is near with this one

happy happy joy joy
not glad you stopped by, looser

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

Jimmy Wrote:I find it hard to believe Spork has no idea who Blondie is.

Doesn't seem to be holding him back.
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#9

The only thing that's ever held spork back was pre-school.

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#10

snarg Wrote:i feel the end is near with this one

happy happy joy joy
not glad you stopped by, looser

I am not loose.

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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#11

phantom Wrote:I am not loose.

But you have some screws loose.
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#12

JCW Wrote:The only thing that's ever held spork back was pre-school.

I laffed.
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#13

snarg Wrote:that's gotta be a 10 on the "unintentional funny scale"
someone should put this guy out of his misery

"sup pot?


Ok Spork....you gotta promise to use lube though.

ncbiker Wrote:Squirt, why in the fuck did you feel in necessary to follow Christy here? You are doing everything that Christy says you do.

WoolyGoat Wrote:squirt, will you at least admit you come here for her?
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#14

snarg Wrote:i feel the end is near with this one

happy happy joy joy
not glad you stopped by, looser

Says the old man with one foot the grave.

Hurry up and get on with it would ya?

ncbiker Wrote:Squirt, why in the fuck did you feel in necessary to follow Christy here? You are doing everything that Christy says you do.

WoolyGoat Wrote:squirt, will you at least admit you come here for her?
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