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Open your anus. I will deposit my my penis into it because you need to get fucked, you annoying cunt.
And don't even think about looking back at me, I heard you have the face of a donkey with downs syndrome.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
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I find it hard to believe Spork has no idea who Blondie is.
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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You'll have more luck with anal pickup lines with squirt.
BIRD33 Wrote:Thats hilarious.No need for banning.You'll slowly realize the ass kicking you take here isnt worth it and will slink off only to return as a guest.Happens all the time.Enjoy your brief stay.
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phantom Wrote:You'll have more luck with anal pickup lines with squirt.
that's gotta be a 10 on the "unintentional funny scale"
someone should put this guy out of his misery
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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phantom Wrote:Anal is what squirt is known for.
i feel the end is near with this one
happy happy joy joy
not glad you stopped by, looser
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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The only thing that's ever held spork back was pre-school.
JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.