[Blondie]

snarg is a devoted fan of the flumper
i guess this means that flumpenstein does not like the snarg

Your enimy pool is growing.

[Blondie]

you should give him a shitty title super mod.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

no way. i still fucking hate you.

But you called me friend. You can't take that back. I see now that this hate is just a ruse. I'm going to go ahead and move you out of the "I hate Flumper" group. Thanks.

That makes it only 10 people in the whole interweb.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm glad you gave me some time to think this over because I actually did need it.Still a solid no.

I'm going to leave you as undecided for now. When you are completely certain let me know. I sense some waivering.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

what's next poster of the week?
rank the forums?
flumper, i have been asking for your return for months. this self promotion is a new low.

Come on. Flumper has been setting new lows for years now. And self promotion has always been the central theme.

And who are you anyway?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I was a judge. I think poppy was as well.

This explains a lot. So out of the judging pool, we now know it was Anhil8tor, Poppy and BIAB. What the fuck was MT thinking?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

snarg is a devoted fan of the flumper
i guess this means that flumpenstein does not like the snarg

Quite the contrary. You were actually the first one at IT that I ever had any contact with on the board. You gave me my original nic here, remember? And that whole thread I started about leaving if you were made a mod was just a joke. I was going on vacation and started that as a joke before I left.

[BIRD33]

100% solid no.No doubts, no hesitation.I simply do not like you.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

100% solid no.No doubts, no hesitation.I simply do not like you.

I find this impossible to believe. Think hard and name one thing that you have liked about me over all of the years you have posted with me.

[BIRD33]

Nothing.Any further contact on this issue will make me like you even less which is not possible because I do not like you at all.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Nothing.Any further contact on this issue will make me like you even less which is not possible because I do not like you at all.

Ok. I will leave you where you are on the list for now. You let me know if anything changes. I won't hold any hard feelings.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Ok, BIRD33. One other question. Do you enjoy not liking me?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

That lowlife Clay logged in and posted and made no attempt to get his named off the "I hate Flumper" list. What a shit bag.

[Blondie]

I find this impossible to believe. Think hard and name one thing that you have liked about me over all of the years you have posted with me.

He says that to people he's madly in love with.

It's a front.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Bird is dodging the question

[BIRD33]

Not liking you is like breathing to me.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Not liking you is like breathing to me.

so that is a good thing. which translates into there being one good thing you like about me. amirite?

[Tribal Dragon]

You know, in all seriousness I was really excited that me and Lector could post in your place in Round 2. I was seriously wanting to redeem my loss in Round 1 and I felt Tribal would be the perfect target. I could get my win, you would come back and resume your role and then later I could let everyone know that I won a round after all.

I mean, think about it, back then the only "smack" tribal was known for was getting pissed and asking people to drive somewhere and meet him so he could whip their ass.

Damn, I started out pretty retarded.