[Hambone]

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.

One seventy-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."

:lol: :lol:

[leeman]

ROFLMFAO

That's a good one Ham ....

:lmf: :lmf:

[Hambone]

And the problem is it might be true. :|

[leeman]

Originally posted by Hambone@May 10 2004, 05:42 PM
And the problem is it might be true. :|

:| :blink:

Damn .... don't say such things.........